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Monday, 20 October 2014

Woman abducts stepdaughter, buries her in soakaway

Aminat Akanni
The police in Lagos have arrested a woman, Aminat Akanni, for allegedly abducting two of her stepchildren and murdering one of them because she claimed her husband refused to provide Sallah clothes for her own son.
It was learnt that the suspect killed one of the kids, Nofisat, by pushing her into a soakaway.
It was learnt that Aminat was arrested by the police at CMS Bus Stop, Lagos Island, on October 9.
Our correspondent learnt that prior to the arrest, seven-year-old Lateef and four-year-old Nofisat had been declared missing on Friday, October 3- a day to the Sallah celebration.
It was learnt that the father of the missing children, Moshood Mubo, who is also the suspect’s husband, had raised the alarm and reported the case to the Adeniji Adele Police Division on Friday, October 3.
However, after the suspect’s arrest, she confessed to have abducted the two kids from Church Street, Lagos Island where they lived.
She further confessed to have also killed the younger, child, Nofisat, by pushing her into soakaway beside a mosque in the Orile area.
Our correspondent gathered that Lateef and Nofisat were pupils in Primary 1 and Nursery 2 classes respectively in a private school.
Speaking with PUNCH Metro on Sunday, Moshood who hails from Ilorin, Kwara State, said his second wife, who he rented an apartment for in the Orile area, abducted the kids claiming that she wanted to “punish him for not buying Sallah clothes for her own son.”
He said, “I married Aminat in 2010. In order to avoid a crisis at home, I rented an apartment for her at Mosalashi Street, Alakara in Orile. She has only one son for me. His name is Yusuf. She does not come to Church Street, Lagos Island where I live with my first wife.
“What happened was that on the evening of Friday, October 3, when I returned from work- just a day to the Sallah celebrations- I sent the two children to go buy biscuits in front of the street. That was around 7pm. We expected them till around 9pm. I was shocked. I quickly rushed to the Adeniji Adele Police Division, and reported the incident.
“Believe me, I and their mother, Funmilayo, could not sleep all through that night. We were walking around throughout the night from one police division to the other, repeating the same thing. The whole Sallah celebration was a sad one as I looked for my two children. Little did I know that it was my second wife who sneaked into our area to abduct them.”
Moshood, who spoke to our correspondent while fighting back tears, added that Aminat had called him the following day, and made a suspicious comment.
He said, “The following morning, around 11am, Aminat called me and heard me crying on the phone. I told her that we were looking for Lateef and Nofisat, she simply said, ‘All I know is that no one can kidnap my own son.’ I was shocked at her statement, but I never thought she was the one behind the whole trouble.
“It was six days later when the police arrested her that she then confessed that she committed the act because she claimed I was not taking care of her, and I had not bought sallah clothes for her son, which is not true. She had sneaked to our area, and asked the two kids to follow her to Orile. This is unimaginable for me.”
PUNCH Metro learnt that as the search for the two children continued, which took Mubo and his first wife to travel to Ilorin, Kwara State to consult their relatives and get ‘spiritual help’, a friend had called them on Thursday, October 9, that she saw Lateef with Akanni around the CMS Bus Stop, Lagos Island. The police were then invited who trailed her movement and arrested her.
The mother of the two children, Funmilayo, told PUNCH Metro that Aminat had bottled up grievances against her for a long time.
She said, “Aminat killed my daughter. She made us to have a sorrowful Sallah. We were running around police stations. She said she wanted to punish me and my husband because she was having issues with us. So, why did she not come after us, why after my two children?”
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Kenneth Nwosu, confirmed the incident, adding that Aminat was now in police custody.
He said, “Aminat Akanni is the second wife of the complainant. Investigation revealed that the corpse of Nofisat was recovered by the Orile Division in a sudden and unnatural death.
“The suspect confessed to have drowned the child and dropped the corpse at Orile. The case has now been transferred to the Orile Division for further synchronisation and action.”

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Photos from Cossy Ojiakor's birthday party last night

Here are some photos from Cossy Orjiakor's second birthday party which held at Pats Bar and Fab Lounge last night. See more photos after the cut...



“The Crimes of Buhari” – By Prof. Wole Soyinka

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The grounds on which General Buhari is being promoted as the alternative choice are not only shaky, but pitifully naive. History matters. Records are not kept simply to assist the weakness of memory, but to operate as guides to the future. Of course, we know that human beings change. 
What the claims of personality change or transformation impose on us is a rigorous inspection of the evidence, not wishful speculation or behind-the- scenes assurances. Public offence, crimes against a polity, must be answered in the public space, not in caucuses of bargaining. In Buhari, we have been offered no evidence of the sheerest prospect of change. On the contrary, all evident suggests that this is one individual who remains convinced that this is one ex-ruler that the nation cannot call to order Buhari? Need one remind anyone – was one of the generals who treated a Commission of Enquiry, the Oputa Panel, with unconcealed disdain. Like Babangida and Abdusalami, he refused to put in appearance even though complaints that were tabled against him involved a career of gross abuses of power and blatant assault on the fundamental human rights of the Nigerian citizenry. Prominent against these charges was an act that amounted to nothing less than judicial murder, the execution of a citizen under a retroactive decree. Does Decree 20 ring a bell? If not, then, perhaps the names of three youths – Lawal Ojuolape (30), Bernard Ogedengbe (29) and Bartholomew Owoh (26) do. To put it quite plainly, one of those three Ogedengbe – was executed for a crime that did not carry a capital forfeit at the time it was committed. This was an unconscionable crime, carried out in defiance of the pleas and protests of nearly every sector of the Nigerian and international community religious, civil rights, political, trade unions etc.
Buhari and his sidekick and his partner-in-crime, Tunde Idiagbon persisted in this inhuman act for one reason and one reason only: to place Nigerians on notice that they were now under an iron, inflexible rule, under governance by fear. The execution of that youthful innocent for so he was, since the punishment did not exist at the time of commission – was nothing short of premeditated murder, for which the perpetrators should normally stand trial upon their loss of immunity. Are we truly expected to forget this violation of our entitlement to security as provided under existing laws? And even if our sensibilities have become blunted by succeeding seasons of cruelty and brutality, if power itself had so coarsened the sensibilities also of rulers and corrupted their judgment, what should one rightly expect after they have been rescued from the snare of power. At the very least, a revaluation, leading hopefully to remorse, and its expression to a wronged society. At the very least, such a revaluation should engender reticence, silence. In the case of Buhari, it was the opposite. Since leaving office he has declared in the most categorical terms that he had no regrets over this murder and would do so again. Human life is inviolate. The right to life is the uniquely fundamental right on which all other rights are based. The crime that General Buhari committed against the entire nation went further however, inconceivable as it might first appear. That crime is one of the most profound negations of civic being. Not content with hammering down the freedom of expression in general terms, Buhari specifically forbade all public discussion of a return to civilian, democratic rule. Let us constantly applaud our media those battle scarred professionals did not completely knuckle down.
They resorted to cartoons and oblique, elliptical references to sustain the people’s campaign for a time-table to democratic rule. Overt agitation for a democratic time table however remained rigorously suppressed military dictatorship, and a specifically incorporated in Buhari and Idiagbon was here to stay. To deprive a people of volition in their own political direction is to turn a nation into a colony of slaves. Buhari enslaved the nation. He gloated and gloried in a master-slave relation to the millions of its inhabitants. It is astonishing to find that the same former slaves, now free of their chains, should clamour to be ruled by one who not only turned their nation into a slave plantation, but forbade them any discussion of their condition. So Tai Solarin is already forgotten? Tai who stood at street corners, fearlessly distributing leaflets that took up the gauntlet where the media had dropped it. Tai who was incarcerated by that regime and denied even the medication for his asthmatic condition? Tai did not ask to be sent for treatment overseas; all he asked was his traditional medicine that had proved so effective after years of struggle with asthma! Nor must we omit the manner of Buhari coming to power and the pattern of his corrective rule. Shagari’s NPN had already run out of steam and was near universally detested except of course by the handful that still benefited from that regime of profligacy and rabid fascism. Responsibility for the national condition lay squarely at the door of the ruling party, obviously, but against whom was Buharis coup staged? Judging by the conduct of that regime, it was not against Shagaris government but against the opposition. The head of government, on whom primary responsibility lay, was Shehu Shagari. Yet that individual was kept in cozy house detention in Ikoyi while his powerless deputy, Alex Ekwueme, was locked up in Kiri-kiri prisons. Such was the Buhari notion of equitable apportionment of guilt and/or responsibility.
And then the cascade of escapes of the wanted, and culpable politicians. Manhunts across the length and breadth of the nation, roadblocks everywhere and borders tight as steel zip locks. Lo and behold, the chairman of the party, Chief Akinloye, strolled out coolly across the border. Richard Akinjide, Legal Protector of the ruling party, slipped out with equal ease. The Rice Minister, Umaru Dikko, who declared that Nigerians were yet to eat f’rom dustbins – escaped through the same airtight dragnet. The clumsy attempt to crate him home was punishment for his ingratitude, since he went berserk when, after waiting in vain, he concluded that the coup had not been staged, after all, for the immediate consolidation of the party of extreme right-wing vultures, but for the military hyenas. The case of the overbearing Secretary-General of the party, Uba Ahmed, was even more noxious. Uba Ahmed was out of the country at the time. Despite the closure of the Nigerian airspace, he compelled the pilot of his plane to demand special landing permission, since his passenger load included the almighty Uba Ahmed. Of course, he had not known of the change in his status since he was airborne. The delighted airport commandant, realizing that he had a much valued fish swimming willingly into a waiting net, approved the request. Uba Ahmed disembarked into the arms of a military guard and was promptly clamped in detention.
Incredibly, he vanished a few days after and reappeared in safety overseas. Those whose memories have become calcified should explore the media coverage of that saga. Buhari was asked to explain the vanished act of this much prized quarry and his response was one of the most arrogant levity. Coming from one who had shot his way into power on the slogan of discipline, it was nothing short of impudent. Shall we revisit the tragicomic series of trials that landed several politicians several lifetimes in prison? Recall, if you please, the judicial processes undergone by the septuagenarian Chief Adekunle Ajasin. He was arraigned and tried before Buhari’s punitive tribunal but acquitted. Dissatisfied, Buhari ordered his re-trial. Again, the Tribunal could not find this man guilty of a single crime, so once again he was returned for trial, only to be acquitted of all charges of corruption or abuse of office. Was Chief Ajasin thereby released? No! He was ordered detained indefinitely, simply for the crime of winning an election and refusing to knuckle under Shagari’s reign of terror. The conduct of the Buhari regime after his coup was not merely one of double, triple, multiple standards but a cynical travesty of justice. Audu Ogbeh, currently chairman of the Action Congress was one of the few figures of rectitude within the NPN. Just as he has done in recent times with the PDP, he played the role of an internal critic and reformer, warning, dissenting, and setting an example of probity within his ministry. For that crime he spent months in unjust incarceration.
Guilty by association? Well, if that was the motivating yardstick of the administration of the Buhari justice, then it was most selectively applied.
The utmost severity of the Buhari-Idiagbon justice was especially reserved either for the opposition in general, or for those within the ruling party who had showed the sheerest sense of responsibility and patriotism.
Shall I remind this nation of Buhari’s deliberate humiliating treatment of the Emir of Kano and the Oni of Ife over their visit to the state of Israel? I hold no brief for traditional rulers and their relationship with governments, but insist on regarding them as entitled to all the rights, privileges and responsibilities of any Nigerian citizen. This royal duo went to Israel on their private steam and private business. Simply because the Buhari regime was pursuing some antagonistic foreign policy towards Israel, a policy of which these traditional rulers were not a part, they were subjected on their return to a treatment that could only be described as a head masterly chastisement of errant pupils. Since when, may one ask, did a free citizen of the Nigerian nation require the permission of a head of state to visit a foreign nation that was willing to offer that tourist a visa? One is only too aware that some Nigerians love to point to Buhari’s agenda of discipline as the shining jewel in his scrap-iron crown. To inculcate discipline however, one must lead by example, obeying laws set down as guides to public probity. Example speaks louder than declarations, and rulers cannot exempt themselves from the disciplinary structures imposed on the overall polity, especially on any issue that seeks to establish a policy for public well-being. The story of the thirty something suitcases it would appear that they were even closer to fifty – found unavoidable mention in my recent memoirs, YOU MUST SET FORTH AT DOWN, written long before Buhari became spoken of as a credible candidate. For the exercise of a changeover of the national currency, the Nigerian borders air, sea and land had been shut tight.
Nothing was supposed to move in or out, not even cattle egrets.
Yet a prominent camel was allowed through that needles eye. Not only did Buhari dispatch his aide-de-camp, Jokolo later to become an emir- to facilitate the entry of those cases, he ordered the redeployment as I later discovered – of the Customs Officer who stood firmly against the entry of the contravening baggage. That officer, the incumbent Vice-president is now a rival candidate to Buhari, but has somehow, in the meantime, earned a reputation that totally contradicts his conduct at the time. Wherever the truth lies, it does not redound to the credibility of the dictator of that time, General Buhari whose word was law, but whose allegiances were clearly negotiable.
On the theme of double, triple, multiple standards in the enforcement of the law, and indeed of the decrees passed by the Buhari regime at the time, let us recall the notorious case of Triple Alhaji Alhaji Alhaji, then Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Finance. Who was caught, literally, with his pants down in distant Austria. That was not the crime however, and private conduct should always remain restricted to the domain of private censure.
There was no decree against civil servants proving just as hormone driven as anyone else, especially outside the nation’s borders.
However, there was a clear decree against the keeping of foreign accounts, and this was what emerged from the Austrian escapade. Alhaji Alhaji kept, not one, but several undeclared foreign accounts, and he had no business being in possession of the large amount of foreign currency of which he was robbed by his overnight companion. The media screamed for an even application of the law, but Buhari had turned suddenly deaf. By contrast, Fela Anikulapo languished in goal for years, sentenced under that very draconian decree. His crime was being in possession of foreign exchange that he had legitimately received for the immediate upkeep of his band as they set off for an international engagement. A vicious sentence was slapped down on Fela by a judge who later became so remorse stricken at least after Buhari’s overthrow that he went to the King of Afro-beat and apologized.
Lesser known was the traumatic experience of the director of an international communication agency, an affiliate of UNESCO. Akin Fatoyinbo arrived at the airport in complete ignorance of the new currency decree. He was thrown in gaol in especially brutal condition, an experience from which he never fully recovered. It took several months of high-level intervention before that innocent man was eventually freed. These were not exceptional but mere sample cases from among hundreds of others, victims of a decree that was selectively applied, a decree that routinely penalized innocents and ruined the careers and businesses of many.
What else? What does one choose to include or leave out? What precisely was Ebenezer Babatope’s crime that he should have spent the entire tenure of General Buhari in detention?
Nothing beyond the fact that he once warned in the media that Buhari was an ambitious soldier who would bear watching through the lenses of a coup-detat. Babatope’s father died while he was in Buhari’s custody, the dictator remained deaf to every plea that he be at least released to attend his father’s funeral, even under guard. I wrote an article at the time, denouncing this pointless insensitivity. So little to demand by a man who was never accused of, nor tried for any crime,much less found guilty. Such a load of vindictiveness that smothered all traces of basic human compassion deserves no further comment in a nation that values its traditions.
But then, speaking the truth was not what Buhari, as a self-imposed leader, was especially enamoured of enquire of Tunde Thompson and Nduka Irabor both of whom, faithful to their journalistic calling, published nothing but the truth, yet ended up sentenced under Buhari’s decree. Mind you, no one can say that Buhari was not true to his word. Shall tamper with the freedom of the press swore the dictator immediately on grabbing office, and this was exactly what he did. And so on, and on, and on……

Real Stories Fake Names: “Dave”

I was on holidays in lag last year with a few friends, your usual lads holidays, lots of drinking and shit. So we’d made friends with these girls in our hotel, a few of us were scoring them and we’d generally head out to the strip together at night time. So one night after copious amounts of booze, we ended up on the beach passing around a bottle of what I think was tequila. The girls started stripping and ran into the sea to skinny dip…
So me and the lads did what any one would do, we dropped trou and followed suit! We were all thrashing about the water having a laugh and then one by one couples started to form. I was with the girl I’d been scoring, Rachael*, and we started fooling around under water, the water made lifting her up really easy, so I pulled her up and onto my Johnston. I dropped one hand in an attempt to commandeer the ship into the harbour, it was at this point I realised my balls had fully retracted into my body, I was obviously too drunk to notice the cold, but my poor tinkerbells were not! 
So I’m trying to get it inside her and it’s proving incredibly difficult, something about water and vagina lubricant just doesn’t go together, sex underwater is not easy! Anyway, I eventually got it in and she started bouncing on top of me. I have to say, I felt pretty awesome, its definitely one of those “tick off your list” things to do.
So were riding away when she starts telling me to “stop” and “fuck off” and I’m like, “huh?”. So she starts screaming “Here, what the fuck, I don’t wana do that!” and hitting me and stuff.
She’s wriggling about the place, squirming and screaming. Everyone else in the group stops what their doing and rushes over, the lads looking at me with ‘what the fuck’ faces. 
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ASS!” She screamed suddenly and everyone just stopped and looked at me… I jumped about about 3 feet away from her and and she was thrashing around like a fucking epileptic dolphin. It was only then that her friend realised that she’d be stung…by a jelly fish…in and around her hula hoop. 
Her friends took her off but me and the lads were laughing too much to go with them… So if you’re reading this Rachael*, I thought it would be a good opportunity to apologise.....

20 Weird Things That Could Happen Only In India

1) Where people can marry dogs.
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2) Where we don't pay for things. We just share.
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3) Where a dog can pose as a traffic policeman and no one notices.
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4) Where apparently you can buy both liquor and animals in a liquor shop.
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5) Where we have taken social networking to a whole new level.
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6) Where we have daily soap plots that are more intriguing than Breaking Bad.
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7) Where you will find Harry Potter smoking and with a broom instead of his wand.
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8) Where you will find creepy signs like this.
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9) Where you will find the most creative advertisements.
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10) Where we no longer trust humans to guard ATM's.
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11) Where even women in posters are scared of men.
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12) Where you have advertisements like this.
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13) Where you have toilets like this one.
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14) Were we have created a whole new level of jugaad.
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15) Where we have to send children to schools like this one.
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16) Where we have restaurants that you'd never want to eat at.
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17) Where advertisements don't really mean anything.
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18) Where we take Swachh Bharat seriously.
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19) Where Every member of the family goes on the same bike.EVERY.
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20) Where apparently we have fire extinguishers for pleasure purposes.
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Would She Be Pissed If I Left? 30 Thoughts That Go Through Your Head After Sex.

You’ve just got it on and engaged in the epic act of fornication. Congratulations. You’ll probably find these following post-coital thoughts swimming around your head after the initial orgasmic blur has lifted.

1. Girl: I just had sex!

    Guy: And it felt so good.


2. Girl: OK how do I ask him to get off me without sounding like a bitch?

    Guy: Am I crushing her right now?


3. Girl: God I’m sweaty.

     Guy: I think I sweated all over her, hope she doesn’t notice.


4. Girl: That was awesome / That was so crap.

    Guy: That was awesome.


5. Girl: Should I tell him?

     Guy: That was so awesome.


6. Girl: He should probably take off that condom.

     Guy: Should I take off this condom? Ugh its so much effort though.


7. Girl: I think I just need to lie here for a second.

     Guy:  I think I’d rather just lie here.


8. Girl: He’s still breathing heavily. I must have rocked his world!

     Guy: Oh that was amazing…


9. Girl: Is he sleeping??

     Guy: Crap nearly fell asleep, I don’t want to be that guy.


10. Girl: Wait, where is he going?

       Guy: I really should take off this condom.


11. Girl: Oh, the condom, right.

       Guy: Careful, careful, careful…don’t want any cum on the floor.


12. Girl: There’s something very sexy about seeing him walk around naked.

       Guy: Why is she looking at me? Where the fuck are my boxers?


13. Girl: My boobs hurt.

       Guy: Oh my god she’s rubbing her breasts, if I wasn’t so tired…


14. Girl: God I’m thirsty.

       Guy: Jesus I’m thirsty.


15. Girl: I should go pee. I don’t want to get a UTI.

       Guy: She’s going to the bathroom again? Girls have such small bladders.


16. Girl: Where are my clothes? How did we get them all over the room?

       Guy: Christ she’s hot naked.


17. Girl: I hope none of his roommates are up.

       Guy: Would it be rude if I fell asleep while she’s gone?


18. Girl: I bet my hair is a mess.

       Guy: her hair’s a mess, how did that even happen?


19. Girl: I’ll fix it in the bathroom.

       Guy: Why is she taking so long in the bathroom?


20. Girl: What now? Do we cuddle? Spoon? Sleep?

        Guy: Should I cuddle her, would that be weird?


21. Girl: Oh, he’s going to cuddle me, yay.

        Guy: I’m so sleepy.


22. Girl: I wonder how it was for him?

        Guy: Christ that really wore me out. But that time when she did with that move…that was amazing.


23. Girl: Maybe I should ask…’So how was it for you?’

       Guy: ‘Ammm…good?’ is that an OK thing to say?


24. Girl: W.T.F. does that even mean??

        Guy: ‘It was really good, how was it for you?’


25. Girl: ‘Worth repeating.’ Who’s a sexy bed vixen?

        Guy: That’s hot, I hope she doesn’t mean right now. Now is time for sleeping.


26. Girl: I wonder if his arm has gone to sleep. That can’t be comfortable.

        Guy: I think my arm is dead. Would she be pissed if I moved it?


27. Girl: I kind of wish he couldn’t cuddle me right now. He’s really warm, too warm, and sweaty.

        Guy: Ugh its too hot…


28. Girl: Would it be rude to check my phone right now? He’s sleeping so he might not notice.

       Guy: Is she sleeping? Could I check my phone?


29. Girl: I wonder did his housemates hear us?

        Guy: zzzz


30. Girl: What’s the plan for breakfast?

        Guy: I’m hungry.

Nigerian Senate Passes Bill For Rapists To Get Life Imprisonment

The Senate has passed the bill for an Act to prohibit violence against persons with provisions strengthening sanctions against offenders, including life jail for rapists.The bill,sponsored by Victor Ndoma-Egba,was passed at Thursday’s plenary and it was approved with  favourable voice votes.
Pic by change.org
Speaking at the session, Senate President, David Mark, said the legislation would address some of the evil customs of the society, adding that the law
would sufficiently protect the people from the excesses of such devilish people.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the legislation seeks to eliminate violence in private and public life.It specifically prohibits all forms of violence, ranging from physical, sexual, psychological, domestic, harmful traditional practices and discrimination, against persons.
NAN further reports that its provision provides maximum protection and effective remedies for victims and punishment for offenders.The proponents of the bill had argued that the right of persons to freedom and security must be guaranteed.
 Sections one and two of the legislation have now increased punishment for rape and other forceful sexual activities.A person convicted under the section, according to the bill, is liable to imprisonment for life.
However, where the victim is less than 14 years of age, the offender shall be liable to a minimum of 14 years imprisonment.
“Where the act described under this section is committed by a group of persons, the offence shall be known as gang rape.
“And on conviction the persons shall be liable jointly and severally to a minimum of 20 years imprisonment without an option of fine.
 “The court shall also award appropriate compensation to the victim as it may deem fit in the circumstance,’’ according to the bill.

*You bloody Rapists watch out!

I hope scorned ladies seeking revenge will not abuse this bill?...#justsaying