Lilian Afegbai responds to 'Haters' who accused her of only twerking in the BBA house

Nigeria's representative at the Big Brother house ,Lilian Afegbai took to instagram to thank her fans and blast haters who accused her of only twerking in the house..Some said she deserved to be eliminated because all she did was twerk, and others said she tried to be like Karen....

Even though she only lasted two weeks in the house,I like the fact she is already enjoying her celebrity status by acknowledging she has fans..
Read her message below

OMG!!! Player dies celebrating goal

Indian midfielder Peter Biaksangzuala has died from injuries sustained while celebrating a goal.

Biaksangzuala severely damaged his spinal cord when attempting a series of somersaults to celebrate his equaliser for Bethlehem Vengthlang FC during their match against Chanmari West FC last Tuesday, Sky Sportsreports.

The 23-year-old was taken to Aizawl Civil Hospital and underwent surgery on his spine, but died of his injuries on Sunday morning.

A statement on the Mizoram Premier League’s official Facebook page read, “Bethlehem Vengthlang FC midfielder Peter Biaksangzuala lost his fight for survival after he suffered a fatal injury while celebrating his goal.

“It has been a sad day for Mizoram football and the demise of the footballer shook his team-mates, footballers and fans alike all over Mizoram.

“Peter was a defensive midfielder who had always been aggressive and hard working, a true team player. Like most defensive midfielders, he was excellent at reading the game, breaking up attacks and protecting his defenders. Peter’s club Bethlehem Vengthlang FC will retire his jersey no. 21.”

Bethlehem Vengthlang coach Danny Lalduhawma added, “Peter was a lad with good manner who always maintained his discipline on and off the pitch. I don’t think there are many like him.

LAWRENCE ANINI, Nigeria’s Most Notorious Armed Robber Part 2

If you missed the Introduction of

LAWRENCE ANINI, Nigeria’s Most Notorious Armed Robber Part 1 Click here for it

BIRTH AND EARLY DAYS

Born around 1962 (some records indicate 1960), Nigeria's most legendary armed robber hailed from the town of Orogho, one of the seven communities in the oil-rich Orogho Dukedom in Orhionmwon Local Government Area of Edo State (then, it was called Bendel State which was later split into Edo and Delta States on the 27th of August 1991 by the Ibrahim Babangida regime). Orhionmwon is about 20 miles from Benin City and is headed by the Enogie (Duke) a blood relation of the Oba of Benin. Anini was born into the Owuo family quarters. An only son of his Evbueisi-born mother, he had two sisters.

Tiny Anini was brought to Benin where he was admitted at the Oza Primary School but from a young age, he started manifesting the signs of truancy. He struggled to finish his primary school then entered the Igiedumu Secondary School. He did not spend more than three years when he dropped out of school, preferring to be an apprentice at a local mechanic workshop. That was around 1976. But after about three months, his master, David Isiokherhe, booted him out of the workshop. Anini had started stealing.

On that fateful day, a sum of N7 (seven naira) belonging to one of the other apprentices at the workshop suddenly vanished like a Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor. The frantic owner raised an alarm upon discovering that his money was missing.

But the criminal lad called Anini would not confess. He lied that the money was given to him by his mother to procure some medications for her. Isiokherhe then threatened to bring out some 'voodoo' to identify and nail the culprit. At that juncture, Anini owned up and confessed to the theft. A search was conducted and N5 was found on Anini. He had 'jeunsoked' the remaining N2. His master fired him as an apprentice.

GROWING UP

Omorogieve Obayowana was the head of Anini's village and according to his accounts, Anini's father died when he was still a young boy. Anini would later be raised by an uncle he came to regard as his father. Later on, he would leave the village for the city of Benin in search of greener pasture. He started work as a lorry driver (some say taxi driver) after his master fired him and slowly transformed into a leader of the local motor parks, controlling and commanding touts. When politics came back to the arena in 1979, the politicians found good use of Anini as a political thug and his hooliganism paid off with him learning the mastery of firearms use in the process.

Later, following the sudden overthrow of the politicians in the early 1980s and banning of politics in 1984 by the Buhari regime the highly-skilled driver (now of of criminal gangs and godfathers) discovered that armed robbery was far more lucrative and decided to form his own deadly gang. He sealed a pact with corrupt police officers and ruled with reckless abandon. He would then swear allegiance to a bloody profession that would bring him wealth, fame and doom. Highway robberies, car jackings, bank raids, Anini was a specialist in all aspects of pilfering with the gun.

Ten Ways To Know You Are A Side-chick

Nowadays, some men are very smart when it comes to women. They have girlfriends who think they are the “main chicks” but are actually the side-chicks. These men know how to patch their holes when needed, but it takes being extra smart and vigilant to catch the culprit before you fall into their trap.
Let me give you an example of a side chick who found out the truth in a bitter way. She had been dating her boyfriend for close to eight years. She thought he was her last bus-stop; even his family and friends called her ‘iyawo’ until one fateful day.
She went to his family’s home to surprise him, greeted his parents who were so nice to her as usual, then went into the room to wait for her boyfriend. She noticed a stack of invitation cards on his side table. When she checked them out, she saw her boyfriend’s name on it. He was getting married to someone else.
To avoid a situation like this, note these hints.
1. He always has excuses on Valentine’s Day: Some say Valentine’s Day is when you know if you are truly the main love of his life. There is no way a guy who has two girlfriends would share the equal amount of time with both of them. One of the babes has to suffer and we all know it’s the side-chick. He might send the side-chick a gift at work – if she is lucky- while he is away to avoid questions. When it’s getting close to Valentine’s Day, that’s when he knows he has an official trip. Don’t get me wrong, not all guys are guilty of this though.
2. He never “titles” you: It’s your birthday and he puts up your picture as his display picture but captions it: “Happy birthday, dear” or “Happy birthday Shade”. This leaves room for various interpretations without incriminating him.
3. He never recognizes you on his social networks: Now, these include BBM, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc. As much as we all know that some people love their privacy but this can also be a sign. I am not talking about guys who are not on social media; I am referring to the ones who are very active on social media but tell you that they like their lives private. He posts pictures about his many travels but when it comes to proclaiming his love for you, he remembers his privacy. If this is you, you might just be number two.

4. He dials or receives calls from a particular number: This is not snooping around, but sometimes, you need to be vigilant about who your boyfriend talks to. He has this particular number that calls all the time that he just always has to pick. Each time that number calls, he excuses himself. In this case sometimes, the number might not even be saved. Check that boyfriend of yours because that might be the main babe.
5. He only picks your calls at a particular time: This happens when you are not around him. He needs to create ways to be with his main chick so at that point, you become irrelevant. This usually happens mostly on weekends. The reason why he goes MIA over the weekend sometimes is because they both work during the week and the weekend is their only alone time. If he always gives excuses most weekends, check your boo!
6. Hates surprise visits: Have you tried to surprise your boyfriend at his house and he gets so cross with you. Now that reason might be because you are the side babe. He never wants you coming unannounced without calling first. He gives you the impression that he hates surprises. This is definitely because you are the side chick sweetie. Shine your eye!
7. Hardly hangs out in his house: Now, in this case, he would rather pick you up from home and take you to his friend’s house whom he knows you are very comfortable with. He won’t want to give you the liberty to become too familiar at his own house so that number 5 does not occur too often.
8. He does not introduce you as his girlfriend: Whenever he wants to introduce you to people, girls in particular, he introduces you with your first name or bestie or something of that sort, just so you don’t spoil his shine with other girls. You might just be the side chick.
9. He never keeps his promises: This is also one of the major things. He promises you things and for some reason, it seems like a million years. He never ends up giving you. If you were the main chick, he would always want you to be happy. So if he does this to you, investigate him!
10. Trust your instincts: As they always say, save the best for last. This is a very important part that human beings like to ignore. You would have seen the signs and decide to shove it aside. A girl’s instinct never lies. If you feel you might be the side chick, who knows! Maybe you actually are the side chick.
Vanessa Oluwole, a relationship expert said “You can never be smarter than the person who is watching you. If you suspect you have a very calculated sneaky boyfriend, one day, he will forget himself, and that would be your chance to find out the eye opener.”

Erotic Literature Part 1: The Fresher

A timid young lad, Owen was just a young fresher entering the gates of his college for the first time. It was a crisp September morning and he was greeted by smiley faces, shouting students and girls, girls everywhere. Unfortunately 6 years of boys boarding school had limited his engagement with girls to his family, the school nurse and redtube. Within seconds he was being jumped on by hoards of eager society girls coaxing him to sign up, he was putty in the hand. A few winks and kisses on the cheeks left him with plenty of impulse sign ups and a bunch of cards he would never use. He had arranged to meet a friend from Irish college in the canteen in 15 minutes so he hurried off to find it before he joined anything else!

He left the busy courtyard behind him and headed to where his gut told him the café was. Evidently he was wrong, he found himself wandering empty hallways tangling himself in a web of corridors, each turn identical to the last. Flying around the corners quicker than the pages of a good novel, he clumsily bumped into a girl, tripping over his tongue in apology she smiled and asked him,

“Are you a fresher?”

Is it that obvious he thought, smiling bashfully. He apologised one more time and asked if she knew where the canteen was. She nodded, it was only now that he noticed how attractive she was. Short blond hair flicked around a petite face that framed her sapphire blue eyes, he glanced down at her perfectly shaped breasts, sitting up, peeking out at him from her white blouse buttoned down two times too many for anyone who didn’t want them noticed. His jeans tightened as his cock grew. He looked back up, she said nothing but he got the feeling she had caught his dirty glances, she tilted her head to one side and lifted an eyebrow slightly as if she was asking him “like what you see?”

“I’ll make a deal with you, I’ll show you to the canteen if you help me carry these boxes” she gestured to an office to her right with boxes stacked against the wall. He agreed. He went to the office and reached up to the top of the boxes, his T shirt lifting as he stretched. Her hands wrapped his waist, their warmth sending shivers to his cock making it twitch. He held his breath, she lent forward to and whispered in his ear “do you like that” he didn’t answer. She reached down to his crotch and felt his hard dick tight against his jeans, she whispered a moan into his ear and kissed his neck. She released him and turned him around, she kissed him, her lips soft and wet on his. He was stunned, his arms hung limp by his side as she kissed him, opening his belt, unbuttoning and unzipping his jeans.  She held his cock in her hands, it felt incredible.  She sat him on the office chair and straddled him, her bare legs brushed his waist, her skirt rose to her waist her breasts pushed into his face. Positioning his dick beneath her she slid down over his shaft. He had never felt anything like it before, she rocked back and forth on his dick, her breasts in his face, his hands griping her ass cheeks pulling her closer, faster.

As if a beast was awakened within him, he stood to his feet with her wrapped around his waist. Pushing her against the wall and holding her by the thighs he fucked her had into the wall of the office while she grasped his back and kissed his neck.

She placed her hands on his chest and slid down from his waist, she pushed him onto the desk behind him and mounted him, once again she positioned herself over his dick and pushed down on it, he grabbed her by her waist and thrusted upwards into her wet pussy with all his strength, they fucked hard and fast and he could feel himself ready to go. She sat up, flicking a switch on a ring on her finger making it vibrate. She placed the subtle toy on her clit and let out a loud moan while she rocked back and forth on his solid cock. They rocked faster and faster each until he finally released his load inside her, the feeling of his hot cum flooding her pussy brought her over the edge as she too came on his cock.

She dismounted him and pulled her skirt back down, buttoned up her blouse and kissed him in the cheek. She left with a wink giggling“2ndfloor in the building beside this one, that’s where the café is”

Shocker! Robbers invade Church,Kill Pastor in Ogun(Graphic pic)

 60-year-old pastor, Mr. Joseph Adebo, has been killed by armed robbers who unleashed terror on residents of Oke Ela area in Ilaro, Ogun State.

Punch learnt that the pastor was shot in the chest and his left arm by the robbers. It was further gathered that Adebo was pastor in charge of a Pentecostal church situated at Powerline, Oke Ela in Ilaro.

 


Our correspondent learnt that the robbery gang, whose number has yet to be ascertained, stormed the area around 3am of Saturday, October 4. They were said to have fired several gunshots into the air to scare the residents as they went from one apartment to the other, dispossessing residents of their valuables.

Punch learnt that when they got to Adebo’s church, an argument reportedly ensued between the robbers and the pastor during which he was shot dead, while the assailants were said to have quickly taken to their heels.

The Ogun State Police Public Relations Officer, Muyiwa Adejobi, while confirming the death, said the police were still working on a lead to get the robbers.

He said,

 “The case was reported to the Ilaro Police Division. The pastor was killed by the robbers during their operation. Unfortunately, no suspect has been arrested as of now, but we have a lead we are working on. I do not want to disclose names so that our investigation will not be jeopardised.”

A resident of Oke Ela area, who begged to remain anonymous, said that Adebo might have been alone on the church premises, adding that the clergy was shot dead probably because he did not ‘cooperate’ with the robbers.

He said,

 “The robbers came in the early hours of the morning. No one really knew their number. They were moving around houses, and they did not even spare the church. No service was going on in the church, but the pastor was around. I think he was also the only person in the building.

“He might have been shot because he argued with the robbers. Some neighbours believed he was eavesdropping on the robbers’ conversation, and had wanted to raise the alarm. But when they found out, they got infuriated and one of them shot him, leading to instant death.”

Another resident who gave his name as Olufemi, said neighbours were shocked when they woke up in the morning and found the pastor’s corpse inside the church.

He said

, “When it was morning, we found him in a pool of blood right inside the church building. Everyone was shocked at the sight. After all the commotion, we reported the incident at the Ilaro Police Station.”

All Women Can Cook: Misconceptions Men Have About Women That Are 100% wrong

It wouldn’t be fair to say that all men have these misconceptions but they’re common misconceptions all the same.

All women are good cooks

Contrary to popular belief, women are not born with this talent. And we don’t look like this when we do cook.

Women know exactly how to wash every different kind of material

We have the exact same knowledge and capabilities of laundry as you do, I had to Google whether fabric softener was actually needed the first time I did laundry, and where exactly did it go.

Women love eating salads

Seriously? Fuck off.

Women are good at ironing shirts

Ironing shirts is a complete pain in the ass and you have just as good a chance at fucking it up as I do but it’s yours so you should really learn.

All women love romantic comedies

Hated the Notebook, thought Dirty Dancing was okay but would waaaay rather watch Battlestar Galactica.

A women will automatically want to be your girlfriend after you have sex

This is just the most annoying this in the world. You have awesome, no strings attached sex, everything is left with an easy smile and relaxed ‘see you around’ and the next time you bump into them they act like you’re going to nail them to an alter. Get over yourselves.

Women are the Antichrist when they have their period

No, you’re just incompetent half the time and our patience runs out after around 4 weeks of it.

Women love a big d**k

Nope. Big ones can actually be a real pain, literally. As long as you know what your doing in every other area, the size really, really does not matter.