BBM 2.6 the future. ......updated

The updates just keep coming. BBM 2.6 is available starting today for iOS, Android and BlackBerry Smartphones and, as always, we’ve incorporated your feedback to improve the BBM messaging experience.

Send Stickers in Group Chat

One of your most requested features, stickers in groups, is now available. Tell your group what you’re really thinking with a big, bold sticker. (My favorite is Lil’ Frenchie). Speaking of stickers, don’t forget aboutour current promotion – All BBM sticker packs are $0.99 USD for a limited time.

Yours to Control

Timed messages are the best way to send messages and pictures that aren’t meant to last forever*. I use it for sending and receiving gift ideas for the holidays! You told us that every now and then you need to send a longer timed message, so we’ve increased the length of the timer option – you can now set a timer that lasts up to 60 seconds. As well, these timed messages and pictures can now be viewed multiple times until the timer expires.

iOS 8 and iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus

BBM now looks more at home than ever before on iOS 8. A fresh new look and feel has been applied to BBM for iOS, and we’ve updated the app to support the new screen sizes of the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus. You can’t help but notice the sleek and modern design updates like a flat UI and attractive transparencies. These adjustments make BBM look sharp across supported Apple devices.

Lollipop

BBM for Android now supports Android 5.0 Lollipop and a brand new landscape mode. How about D’s and R’s on pictures? Yup – we added that too.  Get it now.

There are a few other improvements. For example, with BBM on BlackBerry 10, you can now share multiple pictures and attachments at the same time. We’re always listening to your feedback and updating BBM to make it the best way to connect and share with your friends. Let us know below what you think of the new updates.

It may take 24 hours or more for the update to appear in your app store depending on your mobile platform and region.

If Vaginas Could Speak….

Vaginas have it tough. So tough, that sometimes if they could speak, I’m sure they would say a few unsavory things to you. Here are some of them;

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1) “Why the fuck are you bleeding again? Get your shit together woman, for fuck sake.”

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2) “Really, AGAIN?”

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3) “Could you slow down please, this isn’t a race.”

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4) “Get in me now.”

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5) “One at a time please.”

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6) “I feel bald. I only wanted a trim…”

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7) “Razor burn, you evil bastard, why do you hate me?”

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8) “I’m falling APART.”

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9) “This red river really is flowing free.”

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10) “Ooohhh satin, so smooth.”

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11) “Did something just BITE me?”

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12) “I’m not a lolly pop, please stop with the dramatic licking.”

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13) “My fro’ is getting a little out of hand here, perhaps a trim is in order.”

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14) “Not you again.”

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15) “Don’t put that thing NEAR me without gift wrapping it first.”

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16) “I could do with a nap.”

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17) “Why am I buzzing? Ooohh…This feels good.”

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18) “Oh cotton wool sponge. Nice to see you again.”

The Lady Bush: To Shave Or Not To Shave?

For awhile I have been mega busy & I guess this set of people making me busy are gonna continue for some time so bear with me and my skeletal post *sad face* Residency na bastard!!!!

Now for today's topic..

We’ve all got it, well hopefully whoever is reading this has already got to puberty and has a little bit of a bush downstairs. First off, it’s your body so you do with it what you like. If you like to maintain it, cool, and if you don’t that’s fine too. It’s your business. If you want to compromise with your partner that’s also your business. I’m not going to tell you what to do with your lady bits, that’s up to you.

We grow hair on our bodies for lots of reasons. Important reason or evolution would have gotten rid of it by now, were it not necessary. Although pubic hair may not be the most attractive area of body hair, it does serve a function. The most important being a sort of cushion to protect against all that bumping and grinding. It also helps to send signals to potential sexual partners that you’re interested. However, this hasn’t stopped people from removing and developing aversion to it. In fact, ladies have been shaving for centuries.

Going back to ancient times, as far back as 4000 to 3000 BC, women were removing their pubic hair to keep things down there nice and clean, and free from lice. Fun things they had to deal with back then. Other cultures and religions, often professed that a woman’s vagina was dirty and unruly and preached that the removal of pubic hair was a necessary part of proper hygiene. However, nowadays we thankfully don’t have to worry about lice, and we shower (hopefully) so removing pubic hair isn’t extremely necessary for our personal health. Therefore, it’s more of an aesthetic issue.

In the 1870s dermatologists started becoming very interested in the area of hypertrichosis (excessive hair syndrome) among women and their studies trickled out among the American public. During 1915-45 women, especially middle-class white women, were subjected to intense messaging to the female public that in order to be feminine and attractive, you needed to be completely hairless. New fashion trends were coming in which encouraged this notion. Strapless dresses called for hairless underarms, and shortening skirt length encouraged hairless legs. The knee-jerk response to when women started wanting to remove pubic hair is because of porn, which we now know is not the case. In Playboy magazines of the eighties, all the models’ pubic hair was neatly trimmed but still there. However, in the nineties it gradually disappeared.  So the media just keeps telling us to get rid of the bush.

Whether it was the porn industry, inherited fear of pubic lice, religious beliefs or just wanting to be naked in our nether regions, now things appear to be swinging back the other way. Whatever the reasons that it became a trend, it looks like now it’s becoming more and more acceptable to do what you like. Wherever you stand on the issue of whether or not to do some gardening on your lady bush, there are some reasons that would influence many’s decision. Whatever your decision it’s your choice.

Completely Bare

Some claim that it feels more hygienic to go completely bare downstairs. Hair retains smells from sweat and sexual pheromones are released from your lady bits to let your sexual partner know that you are up for it. However, some people really don’t like the smell. It can be quite pungent at times. Hair holds onto the scent and makes it last longer so by removing it there’s less sweat and less of a pheromone smell.

Nicely Trimmed

Some girls prefer not to go total and just keep their bikini line bare and the rest short. Easily manageable, but you do have to keep on top of it and be wary of razor rash. It can be super sensitive down there. This way girls don’t need to worry about wearing swimsuits and having a bit of bush showing, all you really need to worry about is stubble burn and razor rash.

The Natural Look

For the lazy girls, the girls that don’t really care, and the girls that want to make a point that they just don’t care what the guys/girls in their sexual life think about their lady bits. Their vagina still functions, so they’re still a viable sexual candidate.

Whatever you like, go out, have fun and enjoy yourself. Just keep your vag clean!

How To Make A Guy Cum In Record Time

OK, so trying to cum quickly probably isn’t an issue for most people. In fact, most articles on this subject are about helping guys slow down or teaching girls how to stop their man from blowing his load too soon. But sometimes, we need to speed things up. Maybe the guy you brought home has a face that could advertise euthanasia. Maybe you have class in 15 minutes and need to get moving. Whatever your reasons, here are a few methods to make your guy bust a nut in record time.

Play With His Balls

Yeah, it’s a package deal. If you commit to the meat, you’re gonna get the veggies too. Having your balls gently squeezed feels absolutely amazing. But be careful, if you squeeze too much he’ll get stomach cramps, which will delay the whole operation and make you late for your coffee date with the gurlos.
Some guys like having their balls sucked but again, be careful, because if you’re too rough, it can actually be quite unpleasant. Nothing wrong with a bit of licking though!

Talk Dirty

You’re walking a fine line if you commit to talking dirty. If it’s cringy and awkward, he’ll go soft faster than you can say “blue waffle”. So you need to know exactly what turns him on. If you’re sure, and only if you’re sure, give it a go. You’ll know he’s into it if he increases the tempo and encourages you to continue. Prepare for jizz in T-minus 10 seconds.

Tickle The Helmet

So that sounds fucking weird. Let me explain: I’m not talking about using your index and cooing at it. More like using your tongue and circling the head of his cock with it. It sends little pleasure waves down it and feels absolutely amazing. Lightly licking the underside, or the frenulum as the ol’ doctor might say, is a sure-fire way to get him spraying like a fire hose.

Twist and Jerk

You can save time by not going for full-blown penetration. Probably a wise move. A good old hand-shandy never did anyone any harm, but you’re going to need plenty of lube to avoid an Indian burn situation. Bring your hand up the shaft, onto the head and then back down with a twisting motion. Alternate the tempo between rapid and measured strokes and you’ll be on your way with time to spare.

Tell Him Not To Beat Off

If you’re due to go over to his house tomorrow, or even if it’s 10 days from now, tell him to keep his hands to himself (or away from himself) and abstain from beating his meat. If he does, he’ll blow in record time. His inclination may be to knock one out before you arrive, so that he can last longer. That’s just going to slow you down and fuck with your schedule. Lay down the law, he’ll like it.

Make Eye Contact

This one counts mainly for when you’re giving him head. If you’re doing it missionary, making eye contact can actually be a bit awkward, so maybe avoid that. But, for whatever reason, eye contact when you’re getting a BJ makes it more intense. Don’t try to go all porn-star on him and spit all over his dong. Go slow: long, sustained strokes with plenty of eye contact will have him shooting baby butter in a heartbeat.

5 Ways To Make A Girl Climax In Record Time

Girls are a weird lot. You can’t just rub them and poke at them until they cum. They need a bit more than that. A more subtle approach. Subtle yet aggressive. Careful but reckless. “Paradoxical!” you cry in anguish! Welcome to the confusing world of pleasuring a woman, Good Sir. Here are some ways to banish the confusion and get your girl to climax in record time!

Get Her In The Mood

Don’t suggest sex when you’ve just demolished a 16″ inch pizza, 20 wings, garlic bread and a 2ltr bottle of coke. Greasy, sweaty sex is not something you want in your life. When the mood strikes you’ll know but you can speed up the process by watching raunchy TV together or just flat out porn. A good old-fashioned session of kissing can get her in the mood pretty quickly. Go for her erogenous zones and kinks that you know turn her on. Any potential orgasm she may have will be arriving significantly faster for your efforts.

Foreplay

When it comes to girls, you really can’t have enough foreplay. Teasing, nibbling, neck kissing, lightly brushing nipples/clit etc. All that good stuff boys! Tease them until they’re begging you to have sex with them. The longer you hold out the better it feels when you finally go for it and Slytherin her Hufflepuff.

Clit Play

The clitoris is the hub of pleasure man. Women rarely cum from vaginal intercourse alone, so get the little fella involved. And yes, at times it can be an exceptionally evasive little bugger. You’ll know by her reactions when you’re hitting it. Whatever you did, keep doing it. Whether you’re sucking, licking or whatever, if you get a good reaction, keep it up at a steady pace and she’ll be screaming in ecstasy in no time!
If you can bring the clit into play while you’re banging her too, then you’re on a fast track to success.

Maximum Penetration

When it comes to sex it’s kind of expected that men will do the majority of the work. That doesn’t have to be the case. Get her to go on top and maximise depth. Let gravity do some fucking work for once! Try advanced doggy by propping her up with a pillow.  Optimal angle for maximum penetration! Your chances of getting her to cum just doubled.

Psychology

This may not be an actual tip to getting her to cum faster, but it will be integral to making her climax at all. If a girl is in a bad place mentally, she’ll find it almost impossible to climax. She’ll fake it just to keep you happy and end your hapless prodding and poking once and for all. Therefore, don’t expect magic if she’s stressed out with college work or personal issues. She needs to be relaxed, ready and in the right frame of mind. So now you know.

18 Questions Guys Wish Girls Wouldn’t Ask

Guys are not as smart as girls, a fact that most girls seem to find difficult to grasp. We are not good at dealing with loaded questions, or questions with subtle hints or meanings that we’re supposed to pick up on. We can only take things at a simple, level, and at face value. Here’s a list of some of the questions guys hate to be asked.

Do I Look Fat In This?

The most dangerous of questions. No is always the answer. If she thinks you’re lying, do not change your answer, it’s a trap.

Do You Think She’s Prettier Than Me?

Another question that no is always the answer. Your other option is to run away. That works too.

What Are You Thinking?

Apparently ‘nothing’ is not an acceptable answer to this, even though that’s usually the case. She’ll think that you’re hiding something.

What Is The Offside Rule?

Doesn’t apply to all girls because I know more than a few of them who are better at football than me, but for those that it does apply to, trying to explain the offside rule to anyone who doesn’t watch football is just frustrating for everyone involved.

Which Shoes Do You Think Go Nice With This Dress?

Guys know nothing about shoes, and there is a wrong answer to this question. Yes, your opinion can be wrong. Tread carefully.

If You Could Change Anything About Me, What Would It Be?

‘ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU ARE PERFECT!’- Has to be as enthusiastic as possible, otherwise she won’t believe you, and you will be punished.

Do You Think He’s Cheating On Her? (Or Any Question About Another Couple)

Despite the fact that you might not care, you do have to feign an interest in this kind of stuff, and a general knowledge of the couple in question is expected.

Did You Hear What She Said About Me?

Firstly you have to know who she is talking about, and what the subject matter is. This question can get you bogged down in gossip talk for hours.

Are You Even Listening To Me?

By the time this question has been asked, it’s already too late. Better just to own up and say no then to try and bluff your way out of it.

I Don’t Mind, What Do You Want To Do?

Do not ever say what you want to do. You will be wrong. Insist that she gives her opinion before then agreeing with it.

How Many People Have You Slept With?

There is no right answer to this question.

Who’s The Prettiest Girlfriend You’ve Ever Had?

Her. Always her.

Will You Do My Back For Me?

For anyone who doesn’t know, she is asking you to put fake tan on her back. You will make a mess of this job and your hands will smell afterwards so you may as well just make your peace with that now.

So, Where Do You Think This Is Going?

This is in reference to your relationship, if you are in one. Because apparently it is not okay to only have thought as far into the future as what you’re going to have for dinner this evening.

What Do Your Friends Think Of Me?

You have to say that they like her, regardless of if they do or not. Just be warned that she won’t believe you and there’ll be a lot of convincing to be done.

Do You Think Your Parents Will Like Me?

Again, you have to say yes and do a lot of reassuring. Even though nothing you say is going to help at all.

So… What Do You Think?

This question will be asked the first time she sees you that day, and it means that she has anything from a new haircut, to new shoes, to new earrings on. It’s your job to figure out which, and you will not be given any clues.

Do You Mind If We Go Shopping? It’ll Only Take A Minute

It never ‘ only takes a minute’. Ever. This can only be summed up by one gif.

9 Exercises Men Can Do To Make Them Better At Sex

All men want to be as good at sex as possible, and since size is important but not something you can change (unless you get some sort of weird procedure), here are some exercises to help you be as good as you can be. Especially if you’ve got a small dick. Like me.

Plank

Your core muscles are probably the most important muscles when it comes to sex, and the plank is one of the best all-round core exercises in terms of building up stability in your abs and your glutes.

Leg Raises

Again, this is very good for your abs, while also working your hip flexors and the tops of your quads, all of which help with the thrusting motions during sex, of which there are a lot.

Bridge

Works more on your glutes. They are the biggest muscles in your body, so of course you’re going to be using them at some stage.

Swiss Ball Press-Up

Builds up your stability and strength in your core, while working out your upper body, and improving your ability to support your own body weight. Which is very important for certain positions.

Bench Press

Focuses almost entirely on your chest muscles, again helping you to support yourself. A big chest is also quite helpful when trying to pick up women as well, increasing your chances of having sex in the first place. Or so I’m told.

Squats

Squats work pretty much every muscle you’ll ever use during sex. Enough said.

Lunges

Increases hip mobility and strength, as well as working our your quads, hamstrings and glutes.

Interval Sprint Training

Sprint for 30 seconds, rest for 30 seconds. Repeat 10 or 15 times. Interval training is so much more effective for building up endurance than just going for an aimless jog or run.

Stretching

Cramping up or pulling a muscle during sex can kill the mood, as well as being really quite sore. Stretch these three muscle groups on a regular basis and should be okay. Oh, and drink loads of water as well, dehydration is one of the main causes of muscle cramp.

Hamstrings

Hip Flexors

Glutes