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Sunday 7 December 2014

How To Make A Guy Cum In Record Time

OK, so trying to cum quickly probably isn’t an issue for most people. In fact, most articles on this subject are about helping guys slow down or teaching girls how to stop their man from blowing his load too soon. But sometimes, we need to speed things up. Maybe the guy you brought home has a face that could advertise euthanasia. Maybe you have class in 15 minutes and need to get moving. Whatever your reasons, here are a few methods to make your guy bust a nut in record time.
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Play With His Balls

Yeah, it’s a package deal. If you commit to the meat, you’re gonna get the veggies too. Having your balls gently squeezed feels absolutely amazing. But be careful, if you squeeze too much he’ll get stomach cramps, which will delay the whole operation and make you late for your coffee date with the gurlos.
Some guys like having their balls sucked but again, be careful, because if you’re too rough, it can actually be quite unpleasant. Nothing wrong with a bit of licking though!

Talk Dirty

You’re walking a fine line if you commit to talking dirty. If it’s cringy and awkward, he’ll go soft faster than you can say “blue waffle”. So you need to know exactly what turns him on. If you’re sure, and only if you’re sure, give it a go. You’ll know he’s into it if he increases the tempo and encourages you to continue. Prepare for jizz in T-minus 10 seconds.

Tickle The Helmet

So that sounds fucking weird. Let me explain: I’m not talking about using your index and cooing at it. More like using your tongue and circling the head of his cock with it. It sends little pleasure waves down it and feels absolutely amazing. Lightly licking the underside, or the frenulum as the ol’ doctor might say, is a sure-fire way to get him spraying like a fire hose.
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Twist and Jerk

You can save time by not going for full-blown penetration. Probably a wise move. A good old hand-shandy never did anyone any harm, but you’re going to need plenty of lube to avoid an Indian burn situation. Bring your hand up the shaft, onto the head and then back down with a twisting motion. Alternate the tempo between rapid and measured strokes and you’ll be on your way with time to spare.

Tell Him Not To Beat Off

If you’re due to go over to his house tomorrow, or even if it’s 10 days from now, tell him to keep his hands to himself (or away from himself) and abstain from beating his meat. If he does, he’ll blow in record time. His inclination may be to knock one out before you arrive, so that he can last longer. That’s just going to slow you down and fuck with your schedule. Lay down the law, he’ll like it.

Make Eye Contact

This one counts mainly for when you’re giving him head. If you’re doing it missionary, making eye contact can actually be a bit awkward, so maybe avoid that. But, for whatever reason, eye contact when you’re getting a BJ makes it more intense. Don’t try to go all porn-star on him and spit all over his dong. Go slow: long, sustained strokes with plenty of eye contact will have him shooting baby butter in a heartbeat.
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5 Ways To Make A Girl Climax In Record Time

Girls are a weird lot. You can’t just rub them and poke at them until they cum. They need a bit more than that. A more subtle approach. Subtle yet aggressive. Careful but reckless. “Paradoxical!” you cry in anguish! Welcome to the confusing world of pleasuring a woman, Good Sir. Here are some ways to banish the confusion and get your girl to climax in record time!

Get Her In The Mood

Don’t suggest sex when you’ve just demolished a 16″ inch pizza, 20 wings, garlic bread and a 2ltr bottle of coke. Greasy, sweaty sex is not something you want in your life. When the mood strikes you’ll know but you can speed up the process by watching raunchy TV together or just flat out porn. A good old-fashioned session of kissing can get her in the mood pretty quickly. Go for her erogenous zones and kinks that you know turn her on. Any potential orgasm she may have will be arriving significantly faster for your efforts.

Foreplay

When it comes to girls, you really can’t have enough foreplay. Teasing, nibbling, neck kissing, lightly brushing nipples/clit etc. All that good stuff boys! Tease them until they’re begging you to have sex with them. The longer you hold out the better it feels when you finally go for it and Slytherin her Hufflepuff.

Clit Play

The clitoris is the hub of pleasure man. Women rarely cum from vaginal intercourse alone, so get the little fella involved. And yes, at times it can be an exceptionally evasive little bugger. You’ll know by her reactions when you’re hitting it. Whatever you did, keep doing it. Whether you’re sucking, licking or whatever, if you get a good reaction, keep it up at a steady pace and she’ll be screaming in ecstasy in no time!
If you can bring the clit into play while you’re banging her too, then you’re on a fast track to success.

Maximum Penetration

When it comes to sex it’s kind of expected that men will do the majority of the work. That doesn’t have to be the case. Get her to go on top and maximise depth. Let gravity do some fucking work for once! Try advanced doggy by propping her up with a pillow.  Optimal angle for maximum penetration! Your chances of getting her to cum just doubled.
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Psychology

This may not be an actual tip to getting her to cum faster, but it will be integral to making her climax at all. If a girl is in a bad place mentally, she’ll find it almost impossible to climax. She’ll fake it just to keep you happy and end your hapless prodding and poking once and for all. Therefore, don’t expect magic if she’s stressed out with college work or personal issues. She needs to be relaxed, ready and in the right frame of mind. So now you know.
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Thursday 4 December 2014

18 Questions Guys Wish Girls Wouldn’t Ask

Guys are not as smart as girls, a fact that most girls seem to find difficult to grasp. We are not good at dealing with loaded questions, or questions with subtle hints or meanings that we’re supposed to pick up on. We can only take things at a simple, level, and at face value. Here’s a list of some of the questions guys hate to be asked.

Do I Look Fat In This?

The most dangerous of questions. No is always the answer. If she thinks you’re lying, do not change your answer, it’s a trap.
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Do You Think She’s Prettier Than Me?

Another question that no is always the answer. Your other option is to run away. That works too.
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What Are You Thinking?

Apparently ‘nothing’ is not an acceptable answer to this, even though that’s usually the case. She’ll think that you’re hiding something.

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What Is The Offside Rule?

Doesn’t apply to all girls because I know more than a few of them who are better at football than me, but for those that it does apply to, trying to explain the offside rule to anyone who doesn’t watch football is just frustrating for everyone involved.
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Which Shoes Do You Think Go Nice With This Dress?

Guys know nothing about shoes, and there is a wrong answer to this question. Yes, your opinion can be wrong. Tread carefully.
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If You Could Change Anything About Me, What Would It Be?

‘ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU ARE PERFECT!’- Has to be as enthusiastic as possible, otherwise she won’t believe you, and you will be punished.
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Do You Think He’s Cheating On Her? (Or Any Question About Another Couple)

Despite the fact that you might not care, you do have to feign an interest in this kind of stuff, and a general knowledge of the couple in question is expected.
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Did You Hear What She Said About Me?

Firstly you have to know who she is talking about, and what the subject matter is. This question can get you bogged down in gossip talk for hours.
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Are You Even Listening To Me?

By the time this question has been asked, it’s already too late. Better just to own up and say no then to try and bluff your way out of it.
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I Don’t Mind, What Do You Want To Do?

Do not ever say what you want to do. You will be wrong. Insist that she gives her opinion before then agreeing with it.
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How Many People Have You Slept With?

There is no right answer to this question.
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Who’s The Prettiest Girlfriend You’ve Ever Had?

Her. Always her.
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Will You Do My Back For Me?

For anyone who doesn’t know, she is asking you to put fake tan on her back. You will make a mess of this job and your hands will smell afterwards so you may as well just make your peace with that now.
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So, Where Do You Think This Is Going?

This is in reference to your relationship, if you are in one. Because apparently it is not okay to only have thought as far into the future as what you’re going to have for dinner this evening.
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What Do Your Friends Think Of Me?

You have to say that they like her, regardless of if they do or not. Just be warned that she won’t believe you and there’ll be a lot of convincing to be done.
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Do You Think Your Parents Will Like Me?

Again, you have to say yes and do a lot of reassuring. Even though nothing you say is going to help at all.
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So… What Do You Think?

This question will be asked the first time she sees you that day, and it means that she has anything from a new haircut, to new shoes, to new earrings on. It’s your job to figure out which, and you will not be given any clues.
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Do You Mind If We Go Shopping? It’ll Only Take A Minute

It never ‘ only takes a minute’. Ever. This can only be summed up by one gif.
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9 Exercises Men Can Do To Make Them Better At Sex

All men want to be as good at sex as possible, and since size is important but not something you can change (unless you get some sort of weird procedure), here are some exercises to help you be as good as you can be. Especially if you’ve got a small dick. Like me.

Plank

Your core muscles are probably the most important muscles when it comes to sex, and the plank is one of the best all-round core exercises in terms of building up stability in your abs and your glutes.
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Leg Raises

Again, this is very good for your abs, while also working your hip flexors and the tops of your quads, all of which help with the thrusting motions during sex, of which there are a lot.
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Bridge

Works more on your glutes. They are the biggest muscles in your body, so of course you’re going to be using them at some stage.

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Swiss Ball Press-Up

Builds up your stability and strength in your core, while working out your upper body, and improving your ability to support your own body weight. Which is very important for certain positions.
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Bench Press

Focuses almost entirely on your chest muscles, again helping you to support yourself. A big chest is also quite helpful when trying to pick up women as well, increasing your chances of having sex in the first place. Or so I’m told.
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Squats

Squats work pretty much every muscle you’ll ever use during sex. Enough said.
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Lunges

Increases hip mobility and strength, as well as working our your quads, hamstrings and glutes.
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Interval Sprint Training

Sprint for 30 seconds, rest for 30 seconds. Repeat 10 or 15 times. Interval training is so much more effective for building up endurance than just going for an aimless jog or run.
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Stretching

Cramping up or pulling a muscle during sex can kill the mood, as well as being really quite sore. Stretch these three muscle groups on a regular basis and should be okay. Oh, and drink loads of water as well, dehydration is one of the main causes of muscle cramp.
Hamstrings
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Hip Flexors
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Glutes
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Some Things To Do While Your Girlfriend Gets Ready…

Anyone who has ever enjoyed the good fortune of having a girlfriend but in my case a wife will undoubtedly know the horror of waiting for them to get ready. She might be going out for drinks or just to the cinema with you. “But we’ll be in the dark for 2 hours” you cry, “the focus of the evening will be the film on the giant screen!” Forget about it, pal. Valiant as your efforts are, they’re in vain. If she’s leaving the house, a minimum of one hour’s prep is required. If you’re really unlucky, she won’t have showered. She’ll need to shower, moisturise, blow-dry, make-up, pick her outfit etc, etc. All of this comes with a plethora of unimaginable and incomprehensible frivolities in between. Fucking nightmare.
But this preparation ritual affords you some time, does it not? Time in which you absolutely won’t be disturbed unless something is missing from her makeup paraphernalia. “What can I do to pass this seemingly unending time?” I hear you ask. Here are a few things to keep you occupied…

1. Start and Finish A Game of Monopoly

It came to light that we’ve all been playing Monopoly wrong our whole lives. Games should only last for around 60-90 minutes. So you could probably squeeze in about 60 games before she’s ready. Or one standard Monopoly game.

2. Figure Out What Happened In ‘Lost’

Take one for the team. We all wasted six years watching that pile of crabshit. God has seen fit to clear your schedule, so sit the fuck down and tell me why Hurley was still a fat sack of shit at the end of season 6.

 3. Watch The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy

Start by waiting for both The Hobbit prequels to come out. Watch them. Then watch the three LOTR movies (extended versions of course). When all of that is done, make your way home at a leisurely pace and wait for your girlfriend to come downstairs.

 4. Write a Novel

You always say you never had the time to start your novel. Well, you’ve got all the fucking time in the world now. Start (and finish) the thing and you should have a couple of minutes spare before she’s good to go!writing animated GIF

5. Disassemble and Reassemble an Engine

Actually this one’s a bit ridiculous. You’d be finished too early and may need something else to pass the time. Maybe take up a new hobby. Stamp collecting? Nah, you’d finish that too.

6. Graduate From College

Finish and submit your thesis, get your gown, get the fam together, collect your diploma and have a celebratory dinner. You should make it back in time for the mascara/ eyeliner stage. Failing that, you may catch the end of tantrum #3fail animated GIF

7. Put An End To Apartheid And Inequality

Fair play to you, man. When life hands you an endless wait, you make the world a better place. Take inspiration from Mandela and the boys. Remember, behind every powerful man is a woman making him wait for her to get ready.

8. Find The True Meaning Of Life

Never mind Nietzsche and those fellas. They hadn’t a clue. They were stifled by the distractions of their time. Thankfully, your girlfriend takes a literal age to get ready. Use your time wisely and let me copy your answer if you get it yeah?

9. Conquer Your Fear of Flying

It’s been holding you back all these years. Get some counselling and therapy and then hop on the first available flight. Doesn’t matter where you go, you’ll be back in time.

10. Plant, Grow and Prune A Bonsai Tree

Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid knew about patience. He tried to catch flies with chopsticks and he had a fetish for watching vulnerable Italian-American adolescents wash inanimate objects. But I digress. Just grow a fucking tree.

Monday 1 December 2014

Christmas or Pagan Worship. ....... The History

I.     When was Jesus born?


A.     Popular myth puts his birth on December 25th in the year 1 C.E.

B.     The New Testament gives no date or year for Jesus’ birth.  The earliest gospel – St. Mark’s, written about 65 CE – begins with the baptism of an adult Jesus.  This suggests that the earliest Christians lacked interest in or knowledge of Jesus’ birthdate.
C.     The year of Jesus birth was determined by Dionysius Exiguus, a Scythian monk, “abbot of a Roman monastery.  His calculation went as follows:
a.       In the Roman, pre-Christian era, years were counted from ab urbe condita (“the founding of the City” [Rome]).  Thus 1 AUC signifies the year Rome was founded, 5 AUC signifies the 5th year of Rome’s reign, etc.
b.     Dionysius received a tradition that the Roman emperor Augustus reigned 43 years, and was followed by the emperor Tiberius.
c.       Luke 3:1,23 indicates that when Jesus turned 30 years old, it was the 15th year of Tiberius reign.
d.      If Jesus was 30 years old in Tiberius’ reign, then he lived 15 years under Augustus (placing Jesus birth in Augustus’ 28th year of reign).
e.       Augustus took power in 727 AUC.  Therefore, Dionysius put Jesus birth in 754 AUC.
f.        However, Luke 1:5 places Jesus’ birth in the days of Herod, and Herod died in 750 AUC – four years beforethe year in which Dionysius places Jesus birth.
D.     Joseph A. Fitzmyer – Professor Emeritus of Biblical Studies at the Catholic University of America, member of the Pontifical Biblical Commission, and former president of the Catholic Biblical Association – writing in the Catholic Church’s official commentary on the New Testament[1], writes about the date of Jesus’ birth, “Though the year [of Jesus birth is not reckoned with certainty, the birth did not occur in AD 1.  The Christian era, supposed to have its starting point in the year of Jesus birth, is based on a miscalculation introduced ca. 533 by Dionysius Exiguus.”
E.      The DePascha Computus, an anonymous document believed to have been written in North Africa around 243 CE, placed Jesus birth on March 28.  Clement, a bishop of Alexandria (d. ca. 215 CE), thought Jesus was born on November 18.  Based on historical records, Fitzmyer guesses that Jesus birth occurred on September 11, 3 BCE.


II.     How Did Christmas Come to Be Celebrated on December 25?


A.    Roman pagans first introduced the holiday of Saturnalia, a week long period of lawlessness celebrated between December 17-25.  During this period, Roman courts were closed, and Roman law dictated that no one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during the weeklong celebration.  The festival began when Roman authorities chose “an enemy of the Roman people” to represent the “Lord of Misrule.”  Each Roman community selected a victim whom they forced to indulge in food and other physical pleasures throughout the week.  At the festival’s conclusion, December 25th, Roman authorities believed they were destroying the forces of darkness by brutally murdering this innocent man or woman.
 
B.    The ancient Greek writer poet and historian Lucian (in his dialogue entitled Saturnalia) describes the festival’s observance in his time.  In addition to human sacrifice, he mentions these customs: widespread intoxication; going from house to house while singing naked; rape and other sexual license; and consuming human-shaped biscuits (still produced in some English and most German bakeries during the Christmas season).
C.    In the 4th century CE, Christianity imported the Saturnalia festival hoping to take the pagan masses in with it.  Christian leaders succeeded in converting to Christianity large numbers of pagans by promising them that they could continue to celebrate the Saturnalia as Christians.[2]
D.    The problem was that there was nothing intrinsically Christian about Saturnalia. To remedy this, these Christian leaders named Saturnalia’s concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’ birthday.
E.      Christians had little success, however, refining the practices of Saturnalia.  As Stephen Nissenbaum, professor history at the University of Massachussetts, Amherst, writes, “In return for ensuring massive observance of the anniversary of the Savior’s birth by assigning it to this resonant date, the Church for its part tacitly agreed to allow the holiday to be celebrated more or less the way it had always been.”  The earliest Christmas holidays were celebrated by drinking, sexual indulgence, singing naked in the streets (a precursor of modern caroling), etc.
F.      The Reverend Increase Mather of Boston observed in 1687 that “the early Christians who  first observed the Nativity on December 25 did not do so thinking that Christ was born in that Month, but because the Heathens’ Saturnalia was at that time kept in Rome, and they were willing to have those Pagan Holidays metamorphosed into Christian ones.”[3]  Because of its known pagan origin, Christmas was banned by the Puritans and its observance was illegal in Massachusetts between 1659 and 1681.[4]  However, Christmas was and still is celebrated by most Christians.
G.    Some of the most depraved customs of the Saturnalia carnival were intentionally revived by the Catholic Church in 1466 when Pope Paul II, for the amusement of his Roman citizens, forced Jews to race naked through the streets of the city.  An eyewitness account reports, “Before they were to run, the Jews were richly fed, so as to make the race more difficult for them and at the same time more amusing for spectators.  They ran… amid Rome’s taunting shrieks and peals of laughter, while the Holy Father stood upon a richly ornamented balcony and laughed heartily.”[5]
H.     As part of the Saturnalia carnival throughout the 18thand 19th centuries CE, rabbis of the ghetto in Rome were forced to wear clownish outfits and march through the city streets to the jeers of the crowd, pelted by a variety of missiles. When the Jewish community of Rome sent a petition in1836 to Pope Gregory XVI begging him to stop the annual Saturnalia abuse of the Jewish community, he responded, “It is not opportune to make any innovation.”[6]  On December 25, 1881, Christian leaders whipped the Polish masses into Antisemitic frenzies that led to riots across the country.  In Warsaw 12 Jews were brutally murdered, huge numbers maimed, and many Jewish women were raped.  Two million rubles worth of property was destroyed.


III.     The Origins of Christmas Customs


A.     The Origin of Christmas Tree
Just as early Christians recruited Roman pagans by associating Christmas with the Saturnalia, so too worshippers of the Asheira cult and its offshoots were recruited by the Church sanctioning “Christmas Trees”.[7]  Pagans had long worshipped trees in the forest, or brought them into their homes and decorated them, and this observance was adopted and painted with a Christian veneer by the Church.

B.     The Origin of Mistletoe
Norse mythology recounts how the god Balder was killed using a mistletoe arrow by his rival god Hoder while fighting for the female Nanna.  Druid rituals use mistletoe to poison their human sacrificial victim.[8]  The Christian custom of “kissing under the mistletoe” is a later synthesis of the sexual license of Saturnalia with the Druidic sacrificial cult.[9]
C.     The Origin of Christmas Presents
In pre-Christian 
Rome, the emperors compelled their most despised citizens to bring offerings and gifts during the Saturnalia (in December) and Kalends (in January).  Later, this ritual expanded to include gift-giving among the general populace.  The Catholic Church gave this custom a Christian flavor by re-rooting it in the supposed gift-giving of Saint Nicholas (see below).[10]
D.     The Origin of Santa Claus
a.       Nicholas was born in Parara, Turkey in 270 CE and later became Bishop of Myra.  He died in 345 CE on December 6th.  He was only named a saint in the 19thcentury.
b.      Nicholas was among the most senior bishops who convened the Council of Nicaea in 325 CE and created the New Testament.  The text they produced portrayed Jews as “the children of the devil”[11] who sentenced Jesus to death.
c.       In 1087, a group of sailors who idolized Nicholas moved his bones from Turkey to a sanctuary in Bari, Italy.  There Nicholas supplanted a female boon-giving deity called The Grandmother, or Pasqua Epiphania, who used to fill the children's stockings with her gifts.  The Grandmother was ousted from her shrine at Bari, which became the center of the Nicholas cult.  Members of this group gave each other gifts during a pageant they conducted annually on the anniversary of Nicholas’ death, December 6.
d.      The Nicholas cult spread north until it was adopted by German and Celtic pagans.  These groups worshipped a pantheon led by Woden –their chief god and the father of Thor, Balder, and Tiw.  Woden had a long, white beard and rode a horse through the heavens one evening each Autumn.  When Nicholas merged with Woden, he shed his Mediterranean appearance, grew a beard, mounted a flying horse, rescheduled his flight for December, and donned heavy winter clothing.
e.       In a bid for pagan adherents in Northern Europe, the Catholic Church adopted the Nicholas cult and taught that he did (and they should) distribute gifts on December 25th instead of December 6th.
f.        In 1809, the novelist Washington Irving (most famous his The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Rip Van Winkle) wrote a satire of Dutch culture entitledKnickerbocker History.  The satire refers several times to the white bearded, flying-horse riding Saint Nicholas using his Dutch name, Santa Claus.
g.       Dr. Clement Moore, a professor at Union Seminary, read Knickerbocker History, and in 1822 he published a poem based on the character Santa Claus: “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.  The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in the hope that Saint Nicholas soon would be there…” Moore innovated by portraying a Santa with eight reindeer who descended through chimneys.
h.       The Bavarian illustrator Thomas Nast almost completed the modern picture of Santa Claus.  From 1862 through 1886, based on Moore’s poem, Nast drew more than 2,200 cartoon images of Santa forHarper’s Weekly.  Before Nast, Saint Nicholas had been pictured as everything from a stern looking bishop to a gnome-like figure in a frock.  Nast also gave Santa a home at the North Pole, his workshop filled with elves, and his list of the good and bad children of the world.  All Santa was missing was his red outfit.
i.         In 1931, the Coca Cola Corporation contracted the Swedish commercial artist Haddon Sundblom to create a coke-drinking Santa.  Sundblom modeled his Santa on his friend Lou Prentice, chosen for his cheerful, chubby face.  The corporation insisted that Santa’s fur-trimmed suit be bright, Coca Cola red.  And Santa was born – a blend of Christian crusader, pagan god, and commercial idol.


IV.     The Christmas Challenge


·        Christmas has always been a holiday celebrated carelessly.  For millennia, pagans, Christians, and even Jews have been swept away in the season’s festivities, and very few people ever pause to consider the celebration’s intrinsic meaning, history, or origins.

·       Christmas celebrates the birth of the Christian god who came to rescue mankind from the “curse of the Torah.”  It is a 24-hour declaration that Judaism is no longer valid.
·        Christmas is a lie.  There is no Christian church with a tradition that Jesus was really born on December 25th.
·        December 25 is a day on which Jews have been shamed, tortured, and murdered.
·        Many of the most popular Christmas customs – including Christmas trees, mistletoe, Christmas presents, and Santa Claus – are modern incarnations of the most depraved pagan rituals ever practiced on earth.

Many who are excitedly preparing for their Christmas celebrations would prefer not knowing about the holiday’s real significance.  If they do know the history, they often object that their celebration has nothing to do with the holiday’s monstrous history and meaning.  “We are just having fun.”
Imagine that between 1933-45, the Nazi regime celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday – April 20 – as a holiday.  Imagine that they named the day, “Hitlerday,” and observed the day with feasting, drunkenness, gift-giving, and various pagan practices.  Imagine that on that day, Jews were historically subject to perverse tortures and abuse, and that this continued for centuries.
Now, imagine that your great-great-great-grandchildren were about to celebrate Hitlerday.  April 20th arrived. They had long forgotten about Auschwitz and Bergen Belsen.  They had never heard of gas chambers or death marches.  They had purchased champagne and caviar, and were about to begin the party, when someone reminded them of the day’s real history and their ancestors’ agony.  Imagine that they initially objected, “We aren’t celebrating the Holocaust; we’re just having a little Hitlerday party.”  If you could travel forward in time and meet them; if you could say a few words to them, what would you advise them to do on Hitlerday?
On December 25, 1941, Julius Streicher, one of the most vicious of Hitler’s assistants, celebrated Christmas by penning the following editorial in his rabidly Antisemitic newspaper, Der Stuermer:
If one really wants to put an end to the continued prospering of this curse from heaven that is the Jewish blood, there is only one way to do it: to eradicate this people, this Satan’s son, root and branch.
It was an appropriate thought for the day.  This Christmas, how will we celebrate?

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SOURCES
[1] Addison G. Wright, Roland E. Murphy, Joseph A. Fitzmyer, “A History of Israel” in The Jerome Biblical Commentary, (Prentice Hall: Englewood Cliffs, NJ, 1990), p. 1247.
[2] The first mention of a Nativity feast appears in the Philocalian calendar, a Roman document from 354 CE, which lists December 25th as the day of Jesus’ birth.
[3] Increase Mather, A Testimony against Several Prophane and Superstitious Customs, Now Practiced by Some in New England(London, 1687), p. 35.  See also Stephen Nissenbaum, The Battle for Christmas: A Cultural History of America’s Most Cherished Holiday, New York: Vintage Books, 1997, p. 4.
[4] Nissenbaum, p. 3.
[5] David I. Kertzer, The Popes Against the Jews: The Vatican’s Role in the Rise of Modern Anti-Semitism, New York: Alfred A. Knopf, 2001, p. 74.
[6] Kertzer, p. 33, 74-5.
[7] Clement Miles, Christmas Customs and Traditions: Their History and Significance, New York: Dover Publications, 1976, pp. 178, 263-271.
[8] Miles, p. 273.
[9] Miles, p. 274-5.
[10] Miles, pp. 276-279.

[11] John 8:44

Impeachment: Anti-Jonathan senators meet today

The 63 senators who had signed up to remove President Goodluck Jonathan will meet on Monday (today) evening to perfect their   strategy for making it a reality.
One of the coordinators of the impeachment plan,who made this known to our correspondent in Abuja on Sunday, said the agenda of the meeting would centre on how to handle the case on the floor of the Senate.
But the senator, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, did not disclose the venue of the meeting for security reasons.
He said, “All of us will meet tomorrow (Monday) evening to discuss when we are going to move the motion on the floor of the Senate. We have an appreciable number already and I believe that more people will join when they see the seriousness with which we are going about it.
“Some of our colleagues were saying that we don’t have the will to move it (impeachment motion) on the floor. We will soon execute our plans because it is in the best interest of all Nigerians”
Already, the senator representing Yobe South Senatorial District in the upper chamber, Alkali Jajere, and his colleague from Niger North, Ibrahim Musa, have explained their involvement in the planned impeachment moves.
The two senators, in separate interviews on Sunday, said they signed up for the impeachment because of their conviction that Jonathan had engaged in a series of constitutional breaches.
Jajere alleged that the poor handling of the insurgency in the North-East    by the Jonathan administration despite huge sums of money being voted for the military, was deliberate.
He said, “Are we going to wait and continue to tolerate a leader who, cannot stop the daily physical and psychological torture of people in the North-East. The insurgency in the zone is threatening the corporate existence of Nigeria and the earlier we act, the better.’’
Also, Musa alleged that Jonathan government’s “insincerity” in tackling the economic crisis facing   the country was enough grounds to initiate an impeachment move against him.
He said, “The President has been breaching the constitution over the years and we have tolerated it enough. This government has not been implementing the budget and that is why we are having problems with our economy.”
One of the arrowheads of the move to remove Jonathan, on Thursday, showed our correspondent the list containing the signatures of 63 senators.
The source said eight Peoples Democratic Party senators were among the signatories to the planned impeachment notice. There are 109 lawmakers in the Senate.
An All Progressives Congress senator from the North-West, who asked not to be named, told our correspondent that the lawmakers’ major grouse against the President was the manner he had been handling the economic and political affairs of the country.
The senator cited poor implementation of the national budget since 2011, alleged high level of corruption and “gross disregard”   for the legislature at both the federal and state levels as some of the reasons they were angry with Jonathan.