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Saturday, 12 September 2015

THE EDOS AND POLITICAL RENAISSANCE



The Historical evolution of the Edo’s the People Who live in Benin City and the seven local government councils of present Edo State and descendants of ancient Igomigodo (Not to be confused with Edolites or Edo Citizens) have a prominent place in the making of Nigeria. Mindful of the relegation of the subject of history in our school system, one cannot but be suspicious of the knowledge of history by the computer age generations. Whether we admit it or not, those who do not know their history cannot be proud of themselves. Because they least appreciate their identity.
It is on record that when parts of Nigeria came under European influence in the fifteenth century, the powerful Bini Empire established one of the earliest formalized relations at the highest diplomatic level with the Portuguese. In 1931 Annual Report on The Social and Economic Progress of The People of Nigeria to the colonial office, only ten main ethnic nationalities were recorded and recognized as follows: Hausa, Ibo, Yoruba, Fulani, Kanuri, Ibibio, Tiv, Edo, Nupe and Ijaw. That was seventeen years into Nigeria as an emerging Nation. Today, eighty-five years down the line, the Edos seem to have lost her relevance and her voice to conterminous groups whose identities were merely subsumed under Edo. By whatever criteria, be it merits, historical exploits, population, contribution to the national pulse, what the Edo people have suffered, particularly in the last two decades amount to humiliation and robbery in equal measure. Consequently, in Edoland, pervasive feeling of powerlessness to exercise influence over the Nigerian political space and social direction is evident. Yet, they are recipients of the exercise of power by other parts of the entity, more painfully, by elements who were once their subordinates and inferior to her in pre-colonial Nigeria.
In contrast, the first republic was built on a firmer footing and would have steadily delivered on the vision and aspiration of Nigerians had the self-righteous military been a little more patient with the challenges of forging a nation out several pre-colonial entities. Sadly, when the military dabbled into politics in 1966, they dismantled the federal structures, rolled back the gains of self-government at the regional level and imposed a retrogressive unitary command structure where powers were exercised like garrison commanders. States like local governments were created without recourse to enduring principles and criteria. Rather, mere sentiments, insouciance and frivolities reigned supreme. Few illustrations will drive the point home; when Delta state was created, the choice of Asaba as the State Capital was solely determined by the sentiments of the moment. In Edo State, when virtually every village, at the risk of exaggeration, became a Local Government council by military fiat, the decision were not based on any logic or criteria other than opportunism. The Military high command, who by twist of fate ruled over Nigerians, later contrived a post-military quasi federal structure, inherently snookered by bobby-traps for the civilians successors to wrestle with. That amorphous caricature has continued to be the harbinger of unresolved crises of confidence in our democratic match till date. Thus, Nigeria as an amalgam of pre-colonial ethnic nationalities has been consigned to the limbo of endemic distrust and suspicions, still unable to evolve into a nation. The sage, Chief Obafemi Awolowo described Nigeria as a mere geographical expression in 1947.


The arbitrary and capricious style of government continued under civil administration and destroyed time tested principles and policies consequently, sycophants and people who paid casual attention to diligence and self-esteem opportunistically flourished. But the Edos, proud and urbane bore the brunt and suffered. Unfortunately, the few Edo indigenes who fought their way like orphans into highly coveted positions of responsibility at the national level have coincidentally retired in the last couple of years and  regrettably, leaving behind tenuous participation of the Edos in national governance.
An example of such stellar sons of the Bini nation is Engr. Chris Ogiemwonyi, a well-rounded scholar and administrator who trod the oil and gas industry like a colossus and exited after 34 years of unblemished national service in 2009 as Group Executive Director of the NNPC. Without any doubt, he ranked among the few stars in the public service of the federation at the time. In him, the Edos had a sense of belonging and relevance in the national equation.
If the Edos are desirous and determined to fast track the development of their 56% land space in Edo State which has suffered a long history of abandonment, and if they are desirous of increasing her visibility at the center, they must find a way to engage HIGHLY TRAINED, EXPERIENCED and COMPETENT hands, with a vast network to attract and influence high yielding investors in the governance of the State. Fortunately for this generation of Edos, Engr. Chris Ogiemwonyi has indicated interest in providing leadership at the gubernatorial level. Not a few are excited at his willingness to bring his enormous experience, capacity and competence to bear on the governance of the State. It is indeed, a call to the Edos to honour someone that has a reputation for exercising conscientious judgement and commitment to principles at critical junctures of decision making in the NNPC. Within the corporation, he is better known as Mr. LOCAL CONTENT in appreciation of his patriotic zeal in pushing the local content policy to reality. Today, THE IMPLEMENTATION OF THE LOCAL CONTENT POLICY HAS OPENED NEW VISTAS OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOUNG NIGERIAN TO PARTICIPATE IN THE INDUSTRY.
We as an enlightened race must recognize the fact that our relatively young and strong retirees are assets in terms of capacity and should find ways of harnessing their skills and expertise, as well as their influence in the development of the State, as they too, must be ready to accept the responsibility of counseling and mentoring young Edo graduates on how to navigate their way through public service career at the national level in particular. More importantly they should be ready and willing to participate in mainstream political and economic running of Nigeria. In this regard, one is enthused at the decision of Engr. Chris Ogiemwonyi to bring his wealth of experience to bear on gubernatorial governance of the State. Having served in the recent past as Minister of State for Works of the Federal government in which he laid the foundational frame work for the development of viable projects that Edo State enjoys today albeit under a very short tenure, he can be said to be sufficiently exposed to the political dimension of public administration. Without solicitation, it is hard to gloss over the pedigree of this proud Edo son and pretty difficult not to extol his solid qualities. Only few Nigerians possess such tall credentials.
The emergence of Chief John Odigie-Oyegun as national chairman of the ruling party could not have happened at a better time. This in a way poses challenges that must not escape the consciousness of the Edos; that of electing someone that has the strength of character and humongous influence at the national stage to join forces with Chief Odigie-Oyegun in order to push forward the real Edo agenda at the State and national level. The combination of forces shall doubtlessly unleash a positive force that will precipitate the political renaissance of the Edos. With the vast network of local and international contacts of Chris Ogiemwonyi, the possibilities of Edo ethnic nationality is immense. His experience and understanding of the high politics of patronage and the skills to navigate through the labyrinth of geo-politics and ethnic diversity in terms of power relations at the center will be an asset. Without bias this synergy between state and center to provoke positive change in the land falls short in the other candidates vying for the coveted seat at Osadebe. From every indication, the odds are overwhelmingly in favour of Chris Ogiemwonyi. 
The Edos are on the verge of achieving a new dawn, a new re-awakening and the resurgence of Edo spirit and prosperity. The emerging scenarios on the horizon are promising. But for this to happen, all active players in the polity must have their hands on deck and act with a sense of unity and purpose in the larger interest of the people, down with nepotism, self-seeking intuitions and short-sightedness.
Let it not be said of us that we were so close to the diadem but lost it to crass self-interest and the blind pursuit of mammon. Let it not be said also, that our present leaders saw the Promised Land but could not take the people there! Let the descendants of the great empire builders RISE NOW to build a modern empire within the construct of democratic ideals, never aspiring to dominate or marginalize any, but to flourish under the principles of equity and fair play. 2016 beckons on all the THINK RIGHT and ACT RIGHT.

Friday, 21 August 2015

A man with a vision

Engineer Chris Ogiemwonyi was born on the 21st day of March 1951 to the family of Mr & Mrs Agbonkpolor Ogiemwonyi in Benin City, Edo State, Nigeria.
Chris Ogiemwonyi attended Western Boys High School, Benin City before proceeding to University of Benin in 1969 where he eventually graduated with a B.SC (Hons) in Applied Physics option in Electronics in 1974. He then proceeded to the University of Ibadan where he bagged the Post Graduate Diploma in Petroleum Engineering in 1976 through an in-service programme.
Chris Ogiemwonyi is a great technocrat with a “father-degree” of experience in oil and gas industry, he has also attended several local and international courses, he’s also a reckon product of the Harvard Business School. He is a member of the Society of Petroleum Engineers, also a fellow of the Nigerian Society of Engineers and former President of the Nigeria Gas association.
Chris Ogiemwonyi is a patron to several bodies including NANS – National Association of Nigerian Students, ACNPN – Association of Community Newspapers Publishers of Nigeria etc.

Educational Qualification

  • Doctor of Science, Ph.D (Honoris Causa) – 2008
  • Doctor of Engineering, Ph.D (Honoris Causa) –2007
  • Post graduate Diploma in Petroleum Engineering – 1976
  • B.Sc. (Hons) Applied Physics – 1974
  • WASCE – 1969

Political Progression

Party’s Governorship Flag Bearer, All Progressive Congress (APC) Edo State 2016
Minister of State (Apr 2010 – May 2011) Federal Ministry Of Works, Abuja.

Professional Progression

  • President (May 2011 – Till Date) Energy and Engineering Technology Consulting an Energy Consulting Group
  • President (Sept 2009 – Apr 2010) Energy Strategy Centre (Esc) Abuja, an Energy Consulting Group.
  • Group Executive Director (Sept 2007 – Apr 2009) Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (Exploration & Production Directorate).
  • Managing Director (March 2005 – Sept 2007) Nigerian Gas Company Limited, Warri.
  • Managing Director (Nov 2003 – Mar 2005) National Petroleum Development Company (NPDC) Benin- City.
  • General Manager (1999 – Nov 2003) National Petroleum Investments Management Services (NAPIMS).
  • Petroleum Engineer (1988 – 1999) Project Leader at Nigerian Petroleum Development Company (NPDC), Benin City.
  • Petroleum Engineer (1982 – 1988) Project Leader at Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation(Exploration & Exploitation Division)
  • Petroleum Engineer II (1975 – 1982) Ministry Of Petroleum Resources.

Board Appointments

He served on the board of PHCN, former council member of PTI, Warri and Chairman, N-Gas.
He was a former Director NETCODIETSMANN, one time Board member of Nigermed, served as member, Presidential Committee on IPP development for Niger Delta, served as a member of the NNPC Corporate Board and Chairman of Hyson/Calson JV.
He was also a member of the Presidential Committee on accelerated Expansion of Electricity Infrastructure.

Awards

  • Justice of Peace (JP) by Edo State Government
  • Kwame Nkrumah Leadership Award

Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Guys!!! What do u do if ur denied sex after 500k investment?

It's no longer news that recently ...as recent as yesterday a pained guy left his female companion or will I say friend in Dubia after she refused to have sex with him on a holiday trip hehehehehehehe 

Alright make we check am out u meet gal, toast gal, gal gree, u as a big guy decide make u trip d gal small come carry am go out of 9ja, Visa, Tickets, shopping, hotel bills all taken care off only to say "bros no show for u oh!" Ur like a brother to me! Hahahahahaha I fi faint sha wat abt u?

Well let's see how twitter peeps solved the problem

Enjoy



Tuesday, 30 June 2015

Diddy Files $100 Million Dollar Lawsuit Against B.E.T. for Stage Fall

“He’s been so much of a bully lately maybe that was karma biting him in the ass–literally” Said the Jewish lawyer of Black Entertainment Television about Diddy’s fall during their 2015 B.E.T. awards.

Diddy has filed a lawsuit against B.E.T. for $100 million dollars after the rap mogul says the faulty stage could have left him paralyzed for life.

“MY DANCING IS WHAT MADE ME MY MILLIONS. WITHOUT MY LEGS THEIR WOULD BE NO CIROC, SEAN JOHN, BIGGIE SMALLZ” – DIDDY



“I made B.E.T. in the earlier days so most of their money belong to me anyway. What would B.E.T. be without my classic rap videos full of b**tches, bling, and shiny suits” said the mogul in a New York City court.



Diddy says the main reason for him filing the lawsuit is because the doctor said he’d never be able to do the Diddy bop again.

The Girl In The Striped Pajamas

You SICK people…
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Having a read a few of these stories, the authors tend to begin by clarifying their position with some sort of benign platitude. The lads will generally trumpet something like “I’m not a stud but…” or “I’m just an average sized guy but…”. The girls version goes “I’ve never done anything like this before but this night…” or “I’m not the type to…”. Well I’m not going to stand on ceremony here; you’ll get no benign platitudes from me. I’d used ice cubes in bed before with girlfriends. It’s always been good. But it’s what happened after all was said and done that’s important here and the reality is, this story is just worth telling and that’s the crux and fact of it.
Porterhouse. Temple Bar. The one with the huge brass vat upstairs. A cold Sunday evening. We had arrived about an hour before she walked in, and were on the way with revelry and laughter the sounds of the night as she sat down with her friends. There were four of us, three lads and one of the lads girlfriends. My tooth had been at me for the past few days so I was knocking back the pionta’s at a rate, to help with the pain. I was going to the dentist tomorrow anyway. She was helping with the distraction too. We all have a type and she was mine in every respect. She had this hazelnut hair and smooth, tanned skin. She sat with a group of friends, resting her head on her hand delightfully as she listened and laughed with them. Each time she smiled my interested piqued and I found myself smiling too. She wore an off the shoulder white jumper which revealed a thin, hot pink bra strap. Her pale blue jeans that looked like they were tailor made for her hips and she wore a light beanie that look as if it had fallen from above and landed perfectly on her head; my type in every way.
Fast forward another hour and we’re standing at the banisters that surround the stage, watching the band having a chat. Things were going well and if I’d been asked at that point I’d have been happy with a score and a bit of touchy-feely. She was a recently qualified nurse and really good fun. Not just fun in the “I want a bit of that so everything you do I’ll laugh at to make it happen” fun, but genuinely banterful. After an hour of good craic, some kissing, with my friends lost to the night, and her pain in the arse cockblocker friend finally resigned to the idea she had decided to spend time with me, I was surprised but delighted to find myself in a taxi on the way to Ranelagh…to her house.
I’ve always found that in those situations where you know what’s about to unfold but it hasn’t started yet, a sense of nervousness takes over. I sat on the end of her bed, fidgety. She’d brought up two pints of iced water and left them on the bedside table. Off she had then gone into her ensuite. I sat nervously on the end of the bed, not wanting to do anything more than take off my shoes in case I looked too eager. She opened the bathroom door and stood there in stripped candy pyjamas, all different sorts of pink. Behind her, I could see her clothes on the floor; beanie, jeans, white top hot pink bra. Game on.
I don’t know what compelled me to do it but I’m glad I did. Reaching over I take an ice cube from one of the pint glasses and put it in my mouth. I start at her neck and come down between her breasts, avoiding nipples teasingly. After a minute or two of this, I notice her moving her breasts towards my half warm half cold trail of kisses. Taking this as cue I move suddenly to her nipples and she writhes and lets out a sound that could only be good. I spend two or three minutes teasing and running the cube over her breasts and nipples, enjoying her moving with the pleasure. A few minutes later I’ve moved all the way down and I’m finding it harder to keep doing what I’m doing because she’s moving so much. There’s a rise in volume and an arch of the back she raises herself to my tongue and the ice before dropping to the bed. She lies there quivering. My job is done and I had a great time doing it. A few minutes later and she’s got the ice in her mouth and I’m on my back enjoying her mouth and thanking whatever god you choose to believe in she brought up iced water. As the night went on she made two more trips for ice. I can advise of the following –

1-      Doggy style while running an ice cube over her back and arse is incredible
2-      Her on top while you run ice holding hands all over her is incredible
3-      Every which way you can introduce ice to the act is generally incredible

In the morning we say our goodbyes and I make sure to swap numbers. Coffee is arranged for later in the week, we have a long kiss goodbye and I’m feeling good as I strut down the Appian Way. Come a quarter to ten and I’m on the dentist’s chair being told the news that I need a filling. On you go says I as he explains the process of anaesthetising the region and filling it in with an amalgamate. He asks do I want a bit of ice on the spot before the injection as some people like it to help with the pain of the piercing of the needle? I smile fondly, and say yes. Pressing an intercom on the chair he asks a nurse to bring in some sterile ice. He’s off preparing his tools and what not when the door opens and standing there, in pink scrubs, holding a kidney dish of ice cubes smiling widely, is the girl in the stripped pyjamas…

Trick Or Threesome +18

They were in a bedroom; himself, Chris and the girl with the minstrel eyes (whose name turned out to be Niamh). Drinks had been had and the party was roaring downstairs but Chris insisted he had a surprise. Reaching into his fireman costume, he produced a small bag of white powder. At first they were cautious but eventually they went for it. “Fuck it sure, be grand.”
Within the next half an hour they were buzzed, pumped with energy. Niamh and Owen found a corner, gripping at each others’ costumes. Her cat woman leggings were in no way removable on the sly but they were too worked up to wait till later, he Hailoed a taxi and within minutes they were en route to his dorm.
The taxi ride was intense. With complete disregard for the driver, they groped at each other; her hands fumbling in his pants, his hands up her shirt and their lips exploring everywhere within a 7 inch radius of their lips. Pulling up to a halt, they paid the driver and stumbled with excitement to his door. Fumbling with his keys while she fumbled with his zipper they finally got into the apartment, kissing passionately. As he pulled away from her lips he saw her, out of the corner of his eye. Dressed in a short, fitted red dress with devil horns was Dr. Cameron. He was dumb-founded, as were the two women.
“Aren’t you in my class?” Dr. Cameron asked Niamh. She nodded. She rose to her feet and strutted towards them, “I’d know that ass anywhere.” she whispered as she slid her hand down the middle of her leather leggings, her breathe warm on Niamh’s neck. Turning to face her, their lips brushed. They kissed softly, her grip tightening on Niamh’s ass while Niamh’s hands lifted to her chest and she could feel her leather leggings getting wetter and wetter. The girls kissed and played with each other, until Dr. Cameron turned to Owen and asked him to join in. He stood behind Niamh, kissed her neck and felt her body.
Dr. Cameron dropped to her knees and finished unzipping his pants, taking his dick out she started to suck it while he kissed Niamh. Niamh then reached down to Dr. Cameron’s exposed ass that was sticking out of her short dress and started to finger her from behind. Then she too dropped to her knees and shared Owen’s dick. Dr. Cameron lay on her back and Niamh got on top of her and played with her tits. Owen pulled her leggings off; the kinky bitch wasn’t wearing any underwear. He then mounted her and started to fuck her from behind while she fingered Dr. Cameron. Placing her hand on Niamh’s head, she guided her down and encouraged her to lick her pussy. Owen stood up and went to Dr. Cameron’s head, lowering his cock into her mouth. Niamh got up, spread her legs and pulled Dr. Cameron’s head between them. Owen proceeded to fuck Cameron while she licked Niamh’s clit.
Moving to the bedroom, Owen lay on the bed. The girls shared his dick before they started to 69. Owen got so turned on by this he started stroking himself. Niamh’s clit began to swell as she felt the walls of her pussy quiver, Dr. Cameron grinded her clit into Niamh’s tongue aggressively, turning to Owen and ordering him to fuck her. He mounted her from behind, dipping his cock into her wet pussy, his balls occasionally coming into contact with Niamh’s soft tongue. Picking up the pace and moaning in harmony, Owen’s thrusts came deeper and harder, forcing Dr. Cameron to lick Niamh’s pussy harder and faster. Cumming hard and fast, they collapsed on top of each other, breathing heavily and fully satiated.

Monday, 29 June 2015

Breakup 101: ‘It’s not you, It’s me’

They’re avoiding eye contact and they’ve been doing it the whole night. You feel disconnected from them and you know deep down something’s ‘off’ but you’re pretending like you don’t notice. The conversation keeps leading back to the tornado that is your relationship (which prior to this evening you would have described as a peaceful lake). With her teary eyes and puffy lips she begins telling you “this isn’t working” and asking if “you’re happy”. And just like that, the cruel mistress that is reality comes crashing down and you realize, oh fuck she just dumped your sorry ass. It’s cool, don’t worry, it happens to the best of us and this is what you should do…
1) Talk it out.
An important step towards closure is saying everything that you need to say. She or He is giving you the classic breakup speech and you have nothing better to say than “oh wow”. This is the perfect opportunity to empty out your thoughts towards that person. Say you love them, tell them they suck for what they’re doing and how much that shit is hurting you. And I know it sounds pathetic (and believe me it is) but it’s also important that they know your final thoughts on the whole thing. If you want to move on quickly you need to have little to no regrets, so pour out your little broken heart and walk away feeling sad but also free. Don’t hold back.
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2) Cry Like a Baby.
I can already picture guys reading this like- “Pfft what? I ain’t gonna cry, that shit’s for pussies”. Homie you and I both know I saw you crying at Toy Story 3 when they were in the furnace, you’re full of it mate. And that’s what you need to do; it will honestly make you feel better. Just put Demi Lovato ‘Skyscraper’ on repeat, sing along till you know every single word and till you’ve mastered the song to the point where you’re even sounding better than her. Cry you little bish, let it out.
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3) Talk To People.
If you’re close with your parents feel free to go to them, but I would suggest going to your friends. They probably won’t get into the nitty gritty of your deep feelings etc.. but what they will do is lampoon the person who dumped you. They will insult them, they will bring up every flaw they have and use it as a weapon against her. In all honestly it’s fairly mean, but it’s exactly what you need in that moment. It doesn’t even have to be true, but soon after you’ll find yourself joining in with the defamation of her character and this person who you once saw as perfect starts to seem pretty flawed.
4) Rebound.
Will a rebound replace the missing pieces she took when she left? Course not, don’t be an idiot. But it’s a win; it’s something you need. It’s the first step taken towards the gradual process of moving on. You’re tongue is in someone else’s mouth and where’s her tongue? Pfft prolly eating some ice cream as she cries only now realizing what a catch you are.
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5) Distance Yourself.
It’s hard to move on from someone if everywhere you look, you’re reminded off them. Get rid of ALL their stuff; contact her and let her know that one of your boys is going to go drop a box of her things to her house. Delete her number, unfollow that twitter and turn off chat specifically for her on Facebook. Once again, not one of the most classy or mature moves, but it’ll make your steps towards recovery a lot easier.
6) Watch Rom-Coms.
Of course you’re going to see her; me and you both knew this was coming don’t act so surprised. It’s okay, just play it cool yeah? “AGH I still love you “… well look at that, you’ve just gone and fucked it up. At this point, you’re going to want reminisce about all the good times you had and the feelings and all that shit but don’t, I repeat DON’T, involve her in this process. Don’t look at old messages, don’t look at old pictures and don’t call her. Relive those same feelings through films, where you can feel those emotions but you’re disconnected from the experience. You can reminisce but minimize your pain by so much. I personally would suggest Moonrise Kingdom for this very action…and believe me, you will once again cry your eyes out.
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7) Have An Emotional Epiphany.
You’re ready, you’ve been prepping for this very event and now it’s time for your emotional epiphany. Get lost in yourself, maybe read a couple John Green books (I’ve read 1 and a half and have basically become a master of emotions), or maybe just sit in your room and think. Just as the pit of darkness you’re in seems endless, you’ll spot a something; that my friend is enlightenment. You’re a pretty awesome person and you’ll move past this, you won’t let this destroy. Time heals all wounds and you’ve noticed that everyday it hurts just that little bit less. You’re not 100% over it and you won’t be for a long time, but you’re okay, you’re happy. You see her walking around college and you’re not filled to the brim with despair. Maybe you can be friends now or maybe you want nothing to do with her, that’s a question to ask for another day. You’ve officially moved on.
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