Do You Want Me To Show You Out?”: 17 Questions You Don’t Want To Be Asked After Sex

Knowing what to say after sex can be a bit tricky. ‘Thanks’ is never a good idea

It’s best not to think about what to say, however lets look at some funny after sex statement 

1

What was that all about?

2

You’re not planning on doing that again are you?

3

Didn’t you say you’ve got to be up early tomorrow?

4

Are you sure you’ve done this before?

5

Why did I agree to this?

6

When did you realise this wasn’t going well?

7

Will you close your eyes while I hop out the window?

8

What’s a nicer way of saying ‘shocking’?

9

Do you want me to show you out?

10

You don’t know where the condom went do you?

11

What’s your name again?

12

What is that smell?

13

Which part of ‘harder’ were you unclear about?

14

You won’t tell anyone about this will you?

15

Did they skip over sex education at your school?

16

Sorry, will you just explain ‘that’ for me?

17

You’re still here?