How to fake virginity!!!

I don't think I'll ever want or need to but here are some ways to fake virginity (for women, duh! why would men need to fake it??):

1. Go for hymenoplasty, i.e. get sewn back up by a doctor.

2. Clench your PC muscles tightly and act like it's painful.

3. Have sex the first time during the light flow days of menstruation.

4. Sneak in some fake blood (you can buy it from Halloween shops) and spill it on the sheets when he's not looking.

5. Use an artificial hymen. This is a small bag that a woman places inside her vagina before having sex. It creates a feeling of "tightness" for the man and releases a small amount of fake blood.

6. I don't recommend this but it's possible to do. Inject fake blood into the vagina just before sex. Ensure that the fake blood is vagina-friendly and won't cause infections. Use a syringe, not a needle. After injecting it, hold the liquid in by clenching your PC muscles. Try not to stand upright too long because it might drip out. Quickly lie down in bed and "release" the liquid at the right time.

How would you feel and what would you do if you catch your partner faking virginity?


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