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Tuesday, 14 October 2014

why she isnt PINGING u back

Texting to most girls is not just a matter of practicality or organisation, it’s a way of life, a way to stay in touch with the world and above all, a way of determining whether he’s second date material. You may not be aware of this dear men, but we can determine an awful lot about you, purely by how you text. Here are the reasons that she isn’t texting you back. Good luck with that….

1) She’s Trying To Appear Cool

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Too many years of reading Cosmopolitan has moulded us into thinking that we must wait approximately 2.36 hours before replying to a “how are you?”text. The reason for this is that we want to appear cool, busy and not too eager. To us, this makes perfect, logical sense.

2) She’s Texting Another Man

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Sorry babes, turns out she’s merely using you as a warm up, the schneaky little divil has another man up her sleeve. Perhaps more than one. Perhaps she has a whole array of men just waiting for her at the other end of the phone line. Don’t be another piece of her sex puzzle.

3) She’s Bitching About You To Her Female Friends

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She’s probably sitting around with her girlfriends and telling them what a useless piece of crap you are, in fact, according to them she should just quit while she’s ahead and go find herself a real man, one who rings her every night to lavish her with attention and neediness. You’ll never, ever win this battle.

4) You’re Annoying Her

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Stop being such an eager beaver and step away from the phone. Whilst you may think that texting her on the hour, every hour, is really what she wants, unless she’s somewhat psychopathic, she probably does not. Yes, it’s nice to hear from someone every so often, but not every few minutes. If she isn’t replying, then you’re probably texting too often.

5) She’s Trying To Teach You A Lesson

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If you’ve really crossed the line by, for example, not daring to inform her of your plans for next Tuesday week, then she shall extract revenge by doing what girls do best, giving you the cold shoulder. In text form this means that she won’t text for hours and hours and when she eventually does, it’s likely to include the words “fine” or “kk” or k. Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

6) Your Grammar Is Pretty Bad

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Not an issue for everyone, but a major one for some people. ‘You’ has three letters, don’t forget the ‘yo’ please. Phones nowadays tend to have full keyboards after all, those few extra little letters could spell the difference between love and hate.

7) She Doesn’t Like You That Much

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She may not be that into you. Perhaps at first you were an endless source of fascination, perhaps at first she was really drunk, perhaps your amazing sense of humour doesn’t translate well through text. Perhaps she actually hates you, but is far too polite to say so. Perhaps you should go away.

8) She Really Likes You

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On the flip side of the above point, she might be really into you, so much so that she doesn’t want to appear overly keen and scare you away. There’s nothing worse than appearing clingy, unless of course you’re both quite happy to be clung to. In which case, get clinging.

9) She Doesn’t Remember Meeting You

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This has happened to the best and the worst of us. You meet someone on a night out, talk enough shite to sink a ship, swap saliva, swap numbers, she forgets it happens. You text her. She has no idea who you are other than “Pub Man”, which is how she has you saved in her phone. Well this is awkward. You must have really made an impression…

SHOCKING Nurse ‘killed 38 patients because she found them annoying’

Nurse 'killed 38 patients because she found them annoying'
Daniella Poggiali is accused of killing up to 38 patients (Picture: Twitter)
A nurse has been arrested for killing nearly 40 patients because she found them ‘annoying’, it has been claimed.
Daniella Poggiali is alleged to have found patients or their families irritating.
The 42-year-old is in custody over the death of Rosa Calderoni, 78, who died from a lethal dose of potassium, believed to have been delivered by injection.
Further investigations discovered that she was not the only patient to have died mysteriously and she is now facing the possibility of being linked with another 38 deaths.
Rosa had been admitted to hospital for diabetes-related problems, but her visit should have been routine.
But she died from a cardiac arrest, sparking the investigation.
It is also alleged by one of her colleagues that Poggiali gave laxatives to other patietns to make work harder for people working after her.
Poggiali works at Lugo Hospital, Italy, and investigations are taking place to find out how she might have come to get the potassium injections.

Chief prosecutor Alessandro Mancini told Libero Quotidiano: ‘The current patients of the hospital are not in any danger, if only because the suspect is not currently in service

Actress Penelope Cruz named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire mag

Actress and mother of two Penelope Cruz has been named the Sexiest Woman Alive according to Esquire magazine's annual list of desirable female beauties. (More like sexiest woman in Hollywood)

The Spanish actress, 40, inherits the title from Scarlett Johansson who was the Sexiest Woman last year. Cruz is currently married to Spanish actor Javier Bardem. She's a bombshell!

Davido nominated for Soul Train Awards, only African on the list!

Davido has been nominated in the ‘Best International Performance’ category for his ground-breaking song ‘Aye’at the Soul Train Awards set to hold on November 7 in Las Vegas. He is the only African on the list. You go, Davido! So proud of him!

With no less than 5 major awards in 2014 including the BET Awards for Best International act and the MTV Africa Awards Artiste of the Year, Davido appears at this point the African favourite to clinch the awards. 

Best International Performance Nominations
Davido - Aye
Machel Montano - Ministry Of Road (M.O.R.)
Nico & Vinz - Am I Wrong
Sam Smith - Stay With Me
Shaggy feat. Ne-Yo – You Girl
Ziggy Marley - I Don’t’ Want To Live On Mars

Davido is also an MTV E.M.A and M.O.B.O award nominee. 

Reasons why He isn't pinging you

The assumption when writing this article is that the guy that you’re texting is not a complete asshole, and isn’t replying for any number of asshole-related reasons (e.g he’s with his girlfriend and doesn’t want to get caught, he’s too lazy and just isn’t bothered). This list of reasons applies to genuinely nice guy who for one reason or another just doesn’t want to text you back. And in these cases, it’s much better for you to move on, rather than becoming desperate and sending text after text with no reply, like some sort of creepy stalker.

You’re Coming On Too Strong

Most guys are pretty easy-going when it comes to dating, or at least want it to make it seem that way. And they are attracted to girls who have a similar attitude, or even a slightly dis-interested one. Guys are always more attracted to girls when they feel like they have to chase her a little. Now I’m not saying playing hard-to-get is always the right way to go, but doing the total opposite and appearing way too keen is never the right thing to do. It will scare him off, and he’ll most likely get the impression that you’re desperate.
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He Doesn’t Want To Give A False Impression

Although it’s a little childish, some guys won’t be texting back because they don’t want to give you the wrong impression that they want things to go any further. They might write back now and again to be polite, but if they aren’t replying as frequently as they should be then it might be time to move on. If you think this is what’s happening, it’s probably best to just ask the guy outright, rather than keep texting and building up false hope for yourself. Just don’t be weird about it.
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Too Many Questions

Much like coming on too strong, asking too many questions can also scare a guy off. Guys are pretty simple creatures and can usually only deal with one thing at a time. So if loads of questions are coming in at once, especially if you’ve only recently met, chances are he’ll eventually just give up trying to answer them all and end up just not answering any. Better to ease yourself into it, and to find out more about him in person, rather than playing 20 questions with him through texts.
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You’re Boring Him

Being good-looking can only get you so far, and most guys, again talking about the decent ones, will want a little bit more out of a person than just the fact that they dress well and have nice hair. You don’t have to have the exact same interests as him, just that you have some interests, and are interesting to talk to. Chances are that if he likes you, he’ll start to take an interest in these things too.
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He’s Trying To Play It Cool

From the girl’s point of view, this looks pretty similar to when he doesn’t want to give you a false impression, so again the best way to get rid of any confusion is to just ask him. The only reason he’s doing this is to not come on too strong to you, which means that he likes you. So if you do ask him what the situation is, he’ll be honest and say that he is interested in you.
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It’s Too Late At Night

Guys love sex, but they don’t like enough it to fell like they’re being used. And if you’re texting him at 3am, chances are its for a booty call, and chances are he’s not going to be up for it. And sorry for sounding like a girl when I talked about being used, but I couldn’t think of any other way to say it.
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You’re Being Too Needy

If you’ve only recently met the guy, but you’ve already started getting emotional in your texts with him, he’s not going to respect you, and he’s going to be turned off very quickly. Guys like to be needed and to look after girls, but not if they’ve only known them for a couple of weeks.
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A Genuine Reason

Sometimes there actually is a genuine reason, like he doesn’t have any texts or data left to reply to you, or he’s at a football match or he’s with his friends. But the key thing to remember about this situation, even though you don’t know if it is a genuine reason, is to still be patient. He will reply to you eventually when he does get a chance, and will apologise for the delay (if’s a decent guy), so any extra texts you send can only harm your situation.
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He Doesn’t Like You

This is the biggest fear when he’s not texting you back, especially if you really like him. But unfortunately this is the case sometimes, and it’s just important to remember to not get desperate, because you’re never going to change his mind like that, and to just try and move on.
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Monday, 13 October 2014

How to control ur Anger!!!

Everybody gets angry, but out-of-control rage isn't good for you or those around you. When you can't control your anger, you may get into fist-fights or drive recklessly, for example, endangering yourself and others.
But anger also plays havoc with your own body. Research shows that anger can increase people's — especially men's — chances of developing coronary heart disease and having worse outcomes if they already have heart disease.1 Anger can also lead to stress-related problems, such as insomnia, digestive problems, and headaches.
You can learn to control your anger, however. In one study for example, cognitive-behavioral therapy improved people's control of their anger and reduced their hostility, aggression, and depression.2 Here are some strategies you can use to simmer down. If you are in a relationship with a hot-tempered partner, you could both benefit from these techniques.

Relaxation

Simple relaxation tools, such as deep breathing and relaxing imagery, can help soothe angry feelings.
Try these simple steps:
  • Breathe deeply, from your diaphragm. Breathing from your chest won't relax you, so picture your breath coming up from your "gut."
  • Slowly repeat a calming word or phrase, such as "relax" or "take it easy." Keep repeating it to yourself while breathing deeply.
  • Use imagery. Visualize a relaxing experience from your memory or your imagination.
  • Try non-strenuous, slow exercises. Yoga and similar activities can relax your muscles and calm you down.
Practice these techniques daily. Eventually, you'll be able to use them automatically when you're in a tense situation.

Cognitive Restructuring

Simply put, cognitive restructuring means changing the way you think. When you're angry, your thinking can get overly dramatic. When something goes wrong, you might tell yourself, "Everything's ruined!" With cognitive restructuring, you replace those kinds of thoughts with more reasonable ones. You might tell yourself instead, "This is frustrating, but it's not the end of the world."
Try these strategies:
  • Avoid words like "never" or "always" when talking about yourself or others. Statements like "This never works" or "You're always forgetting things" make you feel your anger is justified and there's no way to solve the problem. Such statements also alienate and humiliate people who might otherwise be willing to work with you on a solution.
  • Focus on goals. Say you have a friend who's constantly late when you get together. Don't go on the attack. Instead, think about what you want to accomplish. State the problem and then try to find a solution that works for both of you. If that doesn't work, take matters into your own hands. You might tell your friend to meet you half an hour earlier than you plan to arrive, so that he or she will get there when you do. Either way, the problem is solved — without damaging the friendship.
  • Use logic. Even when it's justified, anger can quickly become irrational. Remind yourself that the world is not out to get you and that you're just experiencing one of life's inevitable rough spots. Do this each time you start feeling angry, and you'll get a more balanced perspective.
  • Translate expectations into desires. Angry people tend to demand things, whether it's fairness, appreciation, agreement, or just the willingness to do things their way. We are all hurt, disappointed, and frustrated when we don't get what we want, but don't let disappointment turn into anger. Some people use anger as a way to avoid feeling hurt, but that doesn't make the hurt go away. Instead, become aware of your demanding nature and change your demands into requests. Saying you would like something is healthier than saying you must have it.

Problem-Solving

Sometimes anger and frustration are the result of very real and inescapable problems in our lives. Anger can be a healthy, natural response to these difficulties. Some people have a cultural belief that every problem has a solution. That belief adds to their frustration when they find out that this isn't always true. If you can't find a solution, focus on how to handle and face the problem.
Make a plan and check your progress along the way, using a guide to organizing or time management if needed. Give it your best, but don't punish yourself if you don't find an answer right away.

Better Communication

Angry people tend to jump to conclusions, however far-fetched. If you are in a heated discussion, slow down. Listen carefully to what the other person is saying. And take your time before answering. Instead of saying the first thing that comes into your head, think carefully about what you want to say.
Think about what's behind your anger. Say you value your freedom, but your significant other wants more closeness. If he or she starts complaining, don't retaliate by painting you partner as a jailer.
It's natural to get defensive when you're criticized, but don't fight back. Instead, listen to what's beneath the words. Perhaps the real message is that your partner feels neglected and unloved. It may take patient questioning, but don't let anger spin things out of control.

Humor

Humor can help defuse rage in several ways.
For one thing, it can help you get a more balanced perspective. When you find yourself thinking of a coworker as a single-cell life form, think what that would look like, picturing an amoeba sitting at a desk and talking on the phone. Or draw a picture. Doing so will take the edge off your fury or help defuse a tense situation.
Humor can also help when you find yourself being unreasonable. If you find yourself thinking that things not going your way is an unbearable indignity you shouldn't have to tolerate, picture yourself as a god or goddess who always gets your way while others defer to you. The more detail you add, the more you'll realize how unreasonable you are and how unimportant the things you're angry about really are.
There are two cautions in using humor. First, don't try to just "laugh off" your problems. Rather, use humor to help yourself face them more constructively. Second, don't use harsh, sarcastic humor. Such humor is just another form of aggression.
What these techniques have in common is a refusal to take yourself too seriously.

Environmental Change

Sometimes it's your immediate circumstances that prompt angry feelings. Problems and responsibilities can weigh on you and make you angry at the trap you seem to have fallen into — and all the people and things that form that trap.
Take road rage, for example. If driving makes you furious, research suggests, you're putting yourself and others at risk.3 Angry drivers are more aggressive, take more chances, and report more accidents and near-misses than their more relaxed counterparts. If your commute leaves you frustrated or enraged, perhaps you could find a less congested or more scenic route. Or investigate alternative options, such as taking a bus or train. Finding alternatives can ease your anger, making the road safer for everyone.
Try these other tips for easing up:
  • Give yourself a break. Make sure to schedule some personal time during especially stressful parts of the day. You might have a rule that the first 15 minutes after coming home from work will be quiet time, for example. With this brief respite, you'll feel better prepared to handle demands from your kids without blowing up.
  • Consider the timing. If you and your spouse tend to fight at night, perhaps it's because you're tired, distracted, or just accustomed to fighting then. Try changing the times when you talk about important matters so these talks don't turn into arguments.
  • Avoid what you can. If you get furious when you walk by your child's messy room, shut the door. Don't make yourself look at what infuriates you. And don't tell yourself your child should clean up so you won't have to be angry. That's not the point: The point is to keep yourself calm.

How a Psychologist Can Help

If you continue to feel overwhelmed, consult with a psychologist or other licensed mental health professional who can help you learn how to control your anger. He or she can help you identify problem areas and then develop an action plan for changing them.
Practicing psychologists use a variety of evidence-based treatments — most commonly therapy — to help people improve their lives. Psychologists, who have doctoral degrees, receive one of the highest levels of education of any health care professionals. On average, they spend seven years in education and training following their undergraduate degrees
Culled from apa.org

Oscar Pistorius’ sentencing to begin

South African athlete Oscar Pistorius returns to court for sentencing after being convicted of killing his girlfriend, Reeva Steenkamp.
Pistorius was found guilty of the culpable homicide of Ms Steenkamp last month but he was cleared of murder.
Judge Thokozile Masipa is expected to hear legal arguments and testimony for several days before passing sentence.
Pistorius faces up to 15 years in jail, although Judge Masipa could suspend the sentence or only impose a fine.
She said the athlete had acted “negligently” when he shot his girlfriend through a toilet door , but in the “belief that there was an intruder”.
The Paralympic sprinter had strenuously denied murdering Ms Steenkamp after a row on Valentine’s Day last year, saying he shot her by mistake.
Ms Steenkamp, a 29-year-old model and law graduate, was hit three times by bullets shot through a toilet door by Mr Pistorius at his home in the capital, Pretoria.
The judge said the state had failed to prove he intended to kill.