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Thursday, 16 October 2014

Eight men gang-rape lady in Kwara

The Commissioner of Police, Kwara State Command, Mr. Salihu Garba, on Wednesday said eight young men gang-raped a young lady (name withheld) who lives in Ilorin.
He stated that the police had arrested three of the suspects and were on the trail of the fleeing five suspects.
Parading the alleged rapists and other suspects in Ilorin, he identified the arrested suspects as Kadri Rafiu, Sikiru Jimoh and Mustapha Nasiru.
The police boss said, “On Wednesday, around 2pm, a woman in Ilorin was gang raped by eight boys. In the course of investigation, three of the suspects were arrested and we are on the trail of the remaining suspects.”
One of the suspects, Jimoh, confessed that seven of them actually raped the victim. While regretting their action, he stated that it was the work of Satan.
He said they (victim and suspects) lived in the same neigbourhood, adding that the boyfriend of the victim, identified as Tunji, lured the girl to them while they had a field day forcefully having carnal knowledge of the lady.
Jimoh said, “It is the work of Satan which I deeply regret. Actually, seven of us raped her. We have known one another for sometime as we live in the same street. Her boyfriend, Tunji, invited her and we raped her. Seven of us carried out the act but the boyfriend ran away. I regret my action.”
Another suspect, Rafiu, said he was not involved in the rape. He claimed that he was smoking when policemen arrested him.
“I was not involved in the rape, I was just smoking when policemen arrested and framed me up that I was among the people that raped her. Honestly, I did not rape her,” Rafiu said.
The CP said that the police had arrested no fewer than 12 other suspects for various crimes such as criminal conspiracy, illegal possession of firearms, armed robbery, possession of stolen vehicles, being a member of a secret cult and theft.
He appealed to parents and guardians to watch over their children, wards or dependants and provide useful information to the police to ensure a safe society.
Meanwhile, security chiefs in the state have begun moves to curb arms proliferation in the state and stop violence and other criminal activities in the state ahead of the 2015 elections.
They spoke during an inter-agency consultative committee summit which involved all the security agencies in the state. They promised to remain professional and efficient to ensure that the 2015 elections in the state were transparent and credible.
Members of the organised labour, the Independent National Electoral Commission, the Nigerian Bar Association and other relevant stakeholders attended the summit.
The security chiefs also urged political parties and their supporters to abide by electoral rules and regulations, warning that defaulters would face the law.
Garba said, “Let me use this opportunity to sound a note of warning to would be law breakers of our resolve not to hesitate to deal with any electoral offender comprehensively according to the laws of the land.
“To this end, I want to reiterate for emphasis, that we are security agents and not politicians. We are prepared to create a level-playing ground for all the parties as long as the game is played according to its rules.

Do You Want Me To Show You Out?”: 17 Questions You Don’t Want To Be Asked After Sex


Knowing what to say after sex can be a bit tricky. ‘Thanks’ is never a good idea
It’s best not to think about what to say, however lets look at some funny after sex statement 

1

What was that all about?


Sex1


2

You’re not planning on doing that again are you?


Sex2


3

Didn’t you say you’ve got to be up early tomorrow?


Sex3


4

Are you sure you’ve done this before?


Sex4


5

Why did I agree to this?


Sex5



6

When did you realise this wasn’t going well?


Sex6


7

Will you close your eyes while I hop out the window?


Sex7


8

What’s a nicer way of saying ‘shocking’?


Sex8


9

Do you want me to show you out?


Sex9


10

You don’t know where the condom went do you?


Sex10



11

What’s your name again?


Sex11


12

What is that smell?


Sex12


13

Which part of ‘harder’ were you unclear about?


Sex13


14

You won’t tell anyone about this will you?


Sex14


15

Did they skip over sex education at your school?


Sex15



16

Sorry, will you just explain ‘that’ for me?


Sex16


17

You’re still here?

Buhari declares!!!, says Jonathan govt most corrupt



A former military Head of State, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, on Wednesday, declared his bid for the presidential ticket of the All Progressives Congress.
Buhari, who addressed a crowd of supporters and members of the party in Abuja, said the level of corruption in Nigeria today was worse than any time in its history.
While promising to ensure the protection of the lives and property of Nigerians, he promised to ensure the creation of jobs for the youths as well as revive failing industries.
He said he empathised with Nigerians who, he said, were suffering deprivation on a daily basis.
According to him, millions of Nigerians are grappling with extreme poverty and barely eking out a living.
He said, “Nearly all are in fear for their lives or safety for themselves and their families due to insurgency by an ungodly group called Boko Haram, by marauding murderers in towns and villages, by armed robbers on the highways, by kidnappers who have put many communities to fright and sometimes to flight.”
The aspirant explained that it remained everyone’s duty to resolve and help the national effort to overcome these challenges.
He expressed gratitude to security operatives for their sacrifices in confronting the security challenges facing the nation.
He also saluted the courage of Nigerians for their “perseverance and resolve in the face of the oppressive PDP government.”
Buhari then went on to announce that, “I humbly wish to present myself before you, before all Nigerians and before God seeking to be elected as the APC Presidential candidate.”
The former military ruler explained that members of the opposition came to the realisation that the only way to relieve Nigerians of the burden of maladministration imposed on them by the PDP was to come together as one.
“We have tried to ensure that all processes in our party are transparent and credible. These structures will lead to free and fair polls. There is no point in holding elections if they are not free and fair,” he said.
While accusing the PDP of unwholesome practices, Buhari said, “Interference in the form of rigging which the PDP government has been practising since 2003 is the worse form of injustice as it denies people their rights to express their opinions whether they like it or not, injustice cannot endure.
“Since 1999, the PDP has presided over our country’s decline. Nigeria in my experience has never been so divided, so polarised by an unthinking government hellbent on ruling and stealing forever.
“We in APC have resolved to stop the PDP in its tracks and rescue Nigeria from the stranglehold of the PDP. The last 16 years of the PDP government has witnessed a decline in all critical sectors of Nigeria.”
He reiterated that apart from the Boko Haram insurgency, there was general insecurity in the land.
This, he said, was at a time when government was engaged in the manipulation of figures to announce “fantastic growth rates.”
Buhari said, “The economy continues to deteriorate while government continues to announce fantastic growth figures but manufacturing is down, agriculture is down, commerce is down simply because you sell oil and steal part of the money.
“That does not entitle you to cook figures and announce phantom economic growth when all the major indices namely, employment, manufacturing, farming, trading are demonstrably on the decline.”
He promised to revive the nation’s ailing industries and give the nation a new sense of direction by creating jobs through the pursuit of economic policies that would reduce poverty and redistribute the nation’s wealth among its people.
Earlier, the Chairman of the Progressive Governors Forum, Rotimi Amaechi, had said the 14 governors on the party’s platform had resolved to support whoever emerged as the party’s flag bearer.
He said, “The governors in the APC are determined to work together for this change in all our meetings we insist that whoever emerges as the party candidate will be supported.
“You know our dear Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is one of the aspirants for the ticket of the APC right? And you know he is a material they don’t have in the other party. If they say they have a material like him they should show us somebody who is anti-corruption like Buhari.
“APC provides an alternative for the country. We are tested and we will never disappoint Nigerians.”
He used the occasion to take a swipe at the PDP-led Federal Government for claiming credit for Nigeria’s Ebola containment success story.
Also, one time National Chairman of the PDP and second Republic Minister, Chief Audu Ogbeh, debunked claims that Buhari was a religious bigot.
Ogbeh said, “I am a Christian so is Adams Oshiomhole, so is John Oyegun, so is Rochas Okorocha. Those calling him a fanatic are no more Christians than we are. We don’t want to call them Pharisees and Sadduces, claiming they are more holy, more catholic than the pope.
Meanwhile, the PDP said it was pleased to welcome Buhari to the 2015 presidential contest.
While congratulating and wishing him well on his ambition, the party in a statement signed by its National Publicity Secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh, said it noted that Buhari’s criticism of Jonathan on economy was faulty.
He said that the nation was rated number 48 in the world, while the foreign reserve stood at $3.6bn and foreign debt stood at $36bn.
Metuh said, “It is incontrovertible that in the last 15 years of the PDP leadership, especially the last three years of dynamic and purposeful administration provided by President Goodluck Jonathan, Nigeria’s economy has become the largest in Africa and the 26th largest in the world. Similarly, our foreign reserve is now over $39bn, and our foreign debt reduced to less than $7bn from $36bn.
“Besides, Gen. Buhari also told supporters that Nigeria’s agricultural sector has gone down under the PDP, a statement which also does not reflect the reality on the ground.”
He added that the country’s food import had reduced from N1.1tn in 2010 to N684bn.”

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

The Different Types Of Girls You Date, And The One You Want To End Up With

Picking the right girl is a scary task – well, at least for me it is! Honestly, the whole concept of monogamy frightens me. I mean come on; being with one person forever?! But it only scares me because I’m afraid of growing bored of that person after a certain amount of time passes by, and what then? Choosing the right girl is like walking into a modern candy store – there’s so many different kinds to choose from, but you’ll never know what they’re really like unless you open the wrapper and taste for yourself! Anyway, if you’re like me, here’s the list of girls you’ll date and the one girl who you’ll want to end up with in the end.

7. The extremely high maintenance girl.

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This is a girl who requires a lot of your time, effort and money. She takes great pride in her appearance which has its obvious ups and downs: when you’re out together she always looks unbelievable and you’re the envy of all your guy friends, but you’re late to the party more often than not because she takes so damn long getting ready! You’ll be with her because of her physical beauty but it will soon fall apart once you realise that you don’t really have anything in common. The high maintenance girl is great for a casual fling, but you don’t want to get serious with her or bring her home to your parents – it never lasts.

6. The cute, timid girl.

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She’s super shy, and really quiet with you at the start. You both have an attraction to each other and want to pursue this avenue further. Getting to know her is a very slow process, because she’s so withdrawn which makes it hard for you to drag her out of that shell. There’s a few awkward silences and nervous giggles in the beginning, but once you’ve both let your guard down, you realise that you get along quite well! She’ll slowly become more outgoing and active with you, but she’ll still be that shy, timid girl in front of strangers and new people – but that’s just her personality. It’s cute, and sort of endearing. I can’t pinpoint what exactly will go wrong with this girl, but her main “problem” (if I can be ignorant enough to label it that) is she’s TOO nice. There’s not enough excitement or danger to keep you interested and the relationship alive, and you’ll sort of just drift apart, sadly.

5. The bossy chatterbox.

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This girl will more than likely be your first love. You probably know her from an early age and began dating in your teens. She’s pretty attractive, very confident, and the life of the party when she’s with her girl friends. You don’t realise this in the beginning because you’re so smitten but she never shuts up! And the longer you’re with her, the worse it gets. That, and she develops this control freak personality like Lois from ‘Malcolm In The Middle’ and grows supremely attached to you over time. You’ll soon grow tired of her constant talking and nagging in your ear – it’s like being in a relationship with your mom! Eventually you’ll break her heart by calling it off but it’s the best decision for both of you. It’s rarely a good idea to stay with your first love – you’ve both got to get out there and explore some more.

4. The raunchy bitch.

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Without a doubt, she’s the raunchiest girl you’ve been with and does stuff in the bedroom that your ex’s wouldn’t even DREAM about! She’s a horny devil, just like you, and you absolutely love it. On the other hand, she’s got such a sassy attitude and an unwelcome sense of self-righteousness. She demands to be treated like a princess, except when she’s in the bedroom. This girl has a select, core group of friends, similar to the ones from ‘Mean Girls’ but the majority of girls will hate her guts. She doesn’t make the best first impressions and the imminent arguments and constant bickering will eventually lead the two of you to break up. However, the difference between breaking up with this girl and all the rest of them is that she is the only one that you will keep going back to for more, even after the fire has long since disintegrated. It’s mainly because she’s such a fireball under the sheets, but you don’t want to end up with her. Fuck no!

3. The experienced, older woman.

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You’ll unexpectedly bump into this woman at some point in your early 20s and she’ll immediately seize your interest. Her life experience, intelligence and aura will hold a certain power over you and you’ll HAVE to have her. She’s completely different to all the rest of the girls you’ve dated up until that point – and that’s part of her allure. When you’re together it doesn’t feel like there’s a big age difference between you both. You think: “If she was my age or I was hers, I’d definitely try and make this work.” What started as a passionate fling leads into something more serious and before you know it, you’re in a relationship without the title. It’ll be heartbreaking for both of you to mutually let one another go, but the sad reality is that you both want different things and living through different stages in your respective lives.

2. The friend with benefits.

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You and this girl were most likely childhood friends. You lived on the same street, went to the same school, hung out innocently and genuinely enjoyed each other’s company for years – then she grew a set of boobs, and you started having “feelings” down there. You remain friends for a while before one random night you end up making out or having sex. And it’s good! The term “friends with benefits” gets tossed into the mix. From here your relationship can go one of two ways: you have sex regularly and fall for each other which blossoms into a beautiful relationship, OR you both can’t handle the jealousy of others and sadly drift apart and out of each other’s lives for good. Unfortunately, in 99% of occasions it’s usually the latter case.

1. And finally; your future wife.

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You may or may not have met her yet – this girl is a rare breed but she’s definitely out there. She’s absolutely unbelievable. Everything you’ve ever wanted in a girl and more. For starters, she’s extraordinarily pretty, and takes pride in her appearance but doesn’t go overboard. She’s nice to everyone she meets, you’ve got so much in common that talking to her is so effortless and naturally easy. She’s also intelligent and driven which, as a knock-on effect, pushes you to want to better yourself. This girl is the one who you want to take things slow with and not risk losing, because she’s the type of girl that doesn’t come around too often. Basically, she’s a real catch and your perfect woman. Good luck!

Amber Rose shows off butt,displays Massive Wiz Khalifa tattoo


Amber Rose has been covering up Wiz Khalifa's tattoo since their breakup,however, she just might be passing a message to him as she put the tattoo on display one day after he was spotted hand in hand with another woman.

She was on set of a magazine shoot and shared this pic with caption 
#Thot #Whore #Hoe #Slut #GoldDigger..... #ButDatAssonFleekDoe
There must be something about tattoos ,90% of couples who tattoo eachother on their bodies,break up shortly after..
This her bestie tho..He is always rocking gowns

Tuesday, 14 October 2014

(UPDATE) Gunmen kidnap TASUED deputy vice-chancellor

Four gunmen on Monday evening abducted the Deputy Vice-Chancellor, Tai Solarin University of Education, Ijagun, Ijebu Ode, Ogun State, Prof. Olusoga Olusanya.
He was said to have been abducted by suspected kidnappers along the multiple bridge area, in Ososa, Odogbolu Local Government area of the state.
Our correspondent gathered that Olusanya was returning to Ijebu Ode from an official assignment at the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta,  when he was abducted on the way by gunmen.
A source said he was at FUNAAB as an external invigilator at the ongoing post-graduate examination.
The four gunmen were said to have overtaken the official car Olusanya was travelling in and blocked it at a failed section of the Odogbolu – Ijebu Ode -Ore-Benin Expressway.
He was abducted alongside his driver, who was later dropped by the roadside at Odogbolu.
The vice-chancellor, Prof. Oluyemisi Obilade could not be reached for comments on the matter.
She did not pick calls made to her telephone by our correspondent neither did she acknowledge a text message sent to her.
It was gathered that as the news of the abduction of Olusanya forced the Senate of the institution to abruptly postpone the emergency meeting which was scheduled for Tuesday.
Obilade, who was said to have arrived the school premises around 10. 40am, organised a prayer session with some members of  staff, calling for God’s intervention.
The state police spokesman in the state, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi, confirmed the abduction of Olusanya, but said crack detectives and the directorate of the state security service were jointly working to secure his release

Treat Her Mean To Keep Her Keen: 5 Reasons Why It’s Always Better To Be A Bad Boy Than A Nice Guy

Ever heard the phrase ‘nice guys finish last?’ Of course you have! But the question is whether or not it’s actually true. Well I can categorically confirm that nice guys always finish last, and here’s why.

1. Girls Like A Guy With A Bit Of An Edge.

Trust me, it’s a maternal instinct that all girls have. It’s like having a naughty puppy – they love the challenge of trying to soften a guy who is rough around the edges. It keeps them interested, and it keeps them on their toes. There will never be a dull moment if a girl is dating a bad boy.
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2. Bad Boys Keep Girls On Their Toes.

With a bad boy, a girl will always have one eye on you. She’ll grow wise to your wild personality, personal issues and mind games, and she’ll even try a role reversal to get under your skin. This may involve giving you a taste of your own medicine: openly flirting with guys, teasing you in public and playing some mind games of her own. The best way to combat this is to completely ignore her actions and pretend it doesn’t bother you (even though it will). Hold that poker face – the less reaction you show, the more it will infuriate her and reaffirm that her plan isn’t working!
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3. Girls Often Find Nice Guys Boring.

After dating a bad boy, and enduring the thrilling rollercoaster ride that your wild relationship was, a nice guy just simply won’t compare. It’ll feel strange and alien to her. She’ll think that she should be keeping more of an eye on him, and will find it hard to believe that he is really that genuine. Things can fall into a rut and get too comfortable with a nice guy, and girls will simply lose interest. It’s like going to Disney Land, riding on Space Mountain, and then taking a trip on the teacups afterwards. Catch my drift?
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4. It’s Accepted That You’ll Regularly F*ck Up.

You have the reputation of being a ‘bad boy’ so she will always anticipate, and expect, you to fuck up. This works in your favour because on the rare occasion that you don’t fuck up, she is overwhelmed and rewards you for your ‘good beahaviour’ – positive reinforcement at its finest. She thinks that she’s finally drilled through your tough exterior and hit that warm, soft, squishy inside which is allegedly your heart. Of course, she’s wrong – your conscience is almost non-existent. To sum it up, the bar of expectation is incredibly low for bad boys, yet magnificently high for nice guys.
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5. Because No Matter What, She’ll Always Come Back To You.

All girls will admit to this. After she’s finally broken it off with you, as the emotional damage reached it’s tipping point and she figured out that she is never going to change you, she might find some happiness with a new ‘Mr. Nice Guy’ in her life. You’ll bump into her months or even years down the line, and there will still be that connection there. Who knows, maybe you even learned to change your ways? A lot of girls will fall into the ‘bad boy’ trap and sabotage their new relationship by jumping back into bed with you. If you take away all the arguments, jealousy and emotional turmoil which became the common theme of your relationship, you two were actually really good together, and that’s why that dangerous spark will always be there.
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In conclusion, you’re a bit of an asshole who likes to toy with girls and will stop at nothing to get your way. But hey, at least you’re not a nice guy, right?