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Thursday 16 October 2014

Do You Want Me To Show You Out?”: 17 Questions You Don’t Want To Be Asked After Sex


Knowing what to say after sex can be a bit tricky. ‘Thanks’ is never a good idea
It’s best not to think about what to say, however lets look at some funny after sex statement 

1

What was that all about?


Sex1


2

You’re not planning on doing that again are you?


Sex2


3

Didn’t you say you’ve got to be up early tomorrow?


Sex3


4

Are you sure you’ve done this before?


Sex4


5

Why did I agree to this?


Sex5



6

When did you realise this wasn’t going well?


Sex6


7

Will you close your eyes while I hop out the window?


Sex7


8

What’s a nicer way of saying ‘shocking’?


Sex8


9

Do you want me to show you out?


Sex9


10

You don’t know where the condom went do you?


Sex10



11

What’s your name again?


Sex11


12

What is that smell?


Sex12


13

Which part of ‘harder’ were you unclear about?


Sex13


14

You won’t tell anyone about this will you?


Sex14


15

Did they skip over sex education at your school?


Sex15



16

Sorry, will you just explain ‘that’ for me?


Sex16


17

You’re still here?

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