What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sexual Preferences

You might not buy it to it, you might follow your horoscope religiously. Either way, this will entertain you and if what it says isn’t your preference, then maybe it should be! 

Aries (March 21 to April 19) 
As the prime and primal sign of the Zodiac, Aries finds pleasure in raw and high-adrenaline experiences. They can count musky scents, bed knocking (as in knocking the bed against the wall, floor and, if really gifted, the ceiling), morning sex, hair-pulling and wrestling among their fetishes.

Robert Downy Jr – Aries

Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Drawn to sensual experiences, Taureans want to have the whole enchilada in any encounter. They tend to enjoy the big and beautiful, anything involving food and sex, deep kissing, hickies (as Taurus rules the neck), and of course, chocolate.

Jessica Alba – Taurus

Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
The busiest sign of the zodiac zips into full throttle thrills by fixating on objects and activities that move fast and furious. You can count on them keeping their short-spanned attention on a pair of hands, oral sex, lipstick, tickling, high-speed sex, sex toys and witty banter.

Angelina Jolie – Gemini

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
You’ll stroke a Cancer’s fetish bone if you have anything that reminds them of feeling loved. They tend to adore breasts, leather (since it hugs the body), nipple-play, belly-rubbing, fur, sucking, role-playing as an airline attendant or nurse, and hotel rooms – giving them that home-away-from-home feeling.

Lindsay Lohan – Cancer

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
Primal pomp and ceremony and some measure of exhibitionism are what make a Leo’s mane stand on end. So they love long or big hair, biting, scratching, flirting, sex on the beach, bragging and strip teasing.

Jennifer Lawrence – Leo

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
The ancients used to call Virgo a sign of bondage. Of course, in modern times we talk about feeling like a slave at our workplace. However, in the realm of fetishes, bondage might still apply. Virgos find puddles of bliss in submission, latex, doctor/nurse role play, masks, handcuffing, lingerie and thongs

Paul Walker – Virgo

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
The body part commonly associated with Libra is the buttocks. That gives us a big clue to Libra’s fetish. They enjoy spanking and butt play. But anything that deals with role playing and switching things up also appeals to the sign of the scales. This would include S/M, cross-dressing and dressing up.

Zac Efron – Libra

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
As a sign, Scorpio isn’t afraid of the dark, or pushing the pleasure envelope. So it finds caverns of delight in bondage, body odor, dungeon play, sex in and around water, semi-public sex (think alleyways or parked cars) and blindfolding, as Scorpio always loves mystery.

Ryan Reynolds – Scorpio

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
Adventure is Sagittarius’ middle name, so of course they would expect no less in their fetishes. Sagittarians are the sign most likely to flash and engage in public sex for thrills, but they can also find thrills in the less revealing — sex board games, or even casual clothing like jeans and socks.

Brad Pitt – Sagittarius

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
Think of mountain tops and you’ll have a clue as to what gets Capricorn bucking like a wild goat. If it’s not high heels, older men or women, back-to-nature types, flannel, or boardroom sex that gets your Cap’s goat, then it’ll be sex on an actual mountain top … the higher, the better!

Sienna Miller – Capricorn

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
As the official sign of the coming age, Aquarius will fetishize anything that seems futuristic, progressive or risqué. They are typically fond of cyber/phone sex, group sex, sex toys, bad boy/girl types and dirty talk.

Jennifer Aniston – Aquarius

Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)
Pisces actually has some of the most noted fetishes — feet, toe-sucking and shoes, as this sign rules the feet. However, Pisceans are also in love with imagery, so we can count voyeurism and photo-play as one of their fetishes too.

Robin Thicke – Pisces

9 Steps To Having The Best Sex Of Your Life

No, this is not a joke. Not a piss take. Not an error. It’s actually pretty damn easy to have the best sex of your life. Whether you’re stuck in a sex rut,whether you’re with someone new who hasn’t yet learned what it is that makes you tick or have yet to experience that ‘wow’ moment during sex, then fear not. That time is here. Here are 9 steps to having the best sex of your life;

1) Do Some Research

Believe me when I say that this is a lot more fun than researching your next college assignment. Go online, delve into whatever ‘erotic novel’ is doing the rounds at the moment, Google some new and exciting sex moves. Above all, see what it is out there that grabs your interest and store these thoughts away for your next sex session. A sort of wank bank, if you will.

2) Know What Works For You

It takes a little while to understand the mechanics of the system that is you. What might have worked for your friend, may not necessarily work for you. So do some solo work, if you know what I mean. After all, who knows you better than you. After some hard graft, no pun intended, you’ll be perfectly placed to instruct your next partner in crime on the ‘to dos’ and the ‘don’t even fucking attempt that’.

3) Find An Open Minded Partner

In what is apparently ‘a sex obsessed society’, there are a surprisingly large number of prudes on the loose. That’s not condemning anyone, each to their own and all that, but if you want that mind blowing, best sex of your life experience, then you’re going to have to find someone open minded and up for anything, to accompany you on your journey. Although, if you’re in a relationship with someone about as adventurous as a pensioner in Lourdes, then I can’t really help you here. Unless you give them an ultimatum or you know, dump them…

4) Be Open Minded Yourself

To have the best sex of your life, you must, in fact you need to be as open minded as possible. There’s no point in thinking that you’re going to quite literally have the ride of your life, if your dirtiest thought wouldn’t make it into an episode of The Rugrats. Break out the filth, we say.

5) Loosen Up

If a drink, a dance off or an ‘arty film’ is what it takes to get you in the mood, then do it. To really, truly enjoy yourself, you must be comfortable, content and up for it.  There’s no point going into it with a half arsed attitude. Go hell for leather.

6) Try Something New

Has there always been something that’s tickled your fancy? Something that you’ve been dying to try for yourself but you’ve never quite had the nerve to suggest it? Now’s your time, my friend. Whether it’s that position you’ve been mad to dabble in, getting frisky in somewhere risky (sorry, had to be done), role playing, sex toys or indulging in a little dirty talk, it’s often the new, unexpected experiences that make for the best sex, most memorable sex.

7) Find The Perfect Environment

You could be with the best sexpert around, be totally digging the whole thing, but if it’s in your shitty single bed with the broken springs (tut tut)  and the neighbours banging around two meters away from you, it’s just not going to be the same. Yes, some might argue that if the sex is that amazing, you won’t even notice. But honestly, if you have a big bed, walls to be pushed against and perhaps a shower to jump into, well, it’ll take it to a whole other level.

8) Get Fully Naked

What could be hotter than being too randy to get undressed fully? Am, being fully naked perhaps? Men, take off your fucking socks, women, rip off that old t-shirt, it’s time to flash the flesh. Fuck feeling insecure, fat, whatever other bullshit you have running through your head, everyone loves a bit of skin on show. Or a lot. Clothes just get in the way, after all.

9) Talk Your Way Through It

There’s nothing, NOTHING sexier than hearing that your hard work is going down well. If you’re not fully comfortable with the idea of dirty talk (seriously, you should try that shit), then a few moans well placed here and there will do the trick. If, on the other hand, you’re up for some dirty talk, then give direction, compliment and unleash those hidden fantasies that you have locked up.Who ever had the best sex of their life in silence, after all?

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Death! Tragic!! Strange!!! Six UNIZIK Final Year Students, Others Die within 30days

Final year law student, Obi Queen, died on Tuesday 19th August

Something out of the ordinary may be afoot at the Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK), Awka, Anambra State, where students are dying at an alarming rate.

Between September 13th and October 11th, no fewer than seven UNIZIK students have died from a number of causes, including accident and brief illnesses.

Of this disturbing number, six are final year students who have written their final exams and can be called graduates, pending the outcome of their examinations and projects.

• Victor Abia, who had just concluded his final papers as a final year student of the Department of Zoology, died on Saturday 13th September 2014. Abia, a singer, dancer and blogger,was reportedly  knocked down by a vehicle. Student Pulse gathered that he had gone to purchase gifts to celebrate the conclusion of his degree exams.
• On the 11th of October to be precise, Onuorah Chinazom, a final year student of the Department of Psychology died.
• Ngananga Chimezie Joseph, 600 level students of the Department of Statistics (C.E.P) died on the
  9th of October 2014 after a brief illness.
• Obi Queen, a final year student of The Faculty of Law, died on the 19th of August 2014 after a brief illness.
• Oguiji Rita and Deborah (no known last name), both final year students of the Department of Cooperative Economics, died in October after concluding their final exams.

Student Pulse gathered that, apart from these six finalists, there have been other student deaths at UNIZIK.

• Raymond Ebuka Raymond, a 200 level Medical Laboratory Science student about to enter his third year, who died in October.

The obituaries, posted on the UNIZIK Facebook community page, elicited various disturbing comments from students of the institution.

As is expected, they are afraid.

"Wat is happening to zikite's finalists? I will successfully fnsh my skulling there, serve my country and move forward in life in JESUS mighty name AMEN.R:I.P d deseized," one of the students, Favor Ifeoma Ekedum commented.

It is high time something is done about this bizarre and unfortunate development

Anna Ebiere Banner “Confirms” Relationship with Flavour … Weeks After He Has Baby with Someone Else?

 

Ex-MBGN Anna Ebiere just sorta/kinda confirmed her relationship with Nigerian artiste Flavour.

A few hours ago Anna shared this picture of them together. (see above)

Her comment section is raging with curiosity as to the real relationship between the two of them, especially as it’s alleged Sandra Okagbue had his baby last month… 

We are sure that a clearer picture will unfold in time.

Eight men gang-rape lady in Kwara

The Commissioner of Police, Kwara State Command, Mr. Salihu Garba, on Wednesday said eight young men gang-raped a young lady (name withheld) who lives in Ilorin.

He stated that the police had arrested three of the suspects and were on the trail of the fleeing five suspects.

Parading the alleged rapists and other suspects in Ilorin, he identified the arrested suspects as Kadri Rafiu, Sikiru Jimoh and Mustapha Nasiru.

The police boss said, “On Wednesday, around 2pm, a woman in Ilorin was gang raped by eight boys. In the course of investigation, three of the suspects were arrested and we are on the trail of the remaining suspects.”

One of the suspects, Jimoh, confessed that seven of them actually raped the victim. While regretting their action, he stated that it was the work of Satan.

He said they (victim and suspects) lived in the same neigbourhood, adding that the boyfriend of the victim, identified as Tunji, lured the girl to them while they had a field day forcefully having carnal knowledge of the lady.

Jimoh said, “It is the work of Satan which I deeply regret. Actually, seven of us raped her. We have known one another for sometime as we live in the same street. Her boyfriend, Tunji, invited her and we raped her. Seven of us carried out the act but the boyfriend ran away. I regret my action.”

Another suspect, Rafiu, said he was not involved in the rape. He claimed that he was smoking when policemen arrested him.

“I was not involved in the rape, I was just smoking when policemen arrested and framed me up that I was among the people that raped her. Honestly, I did not rape her,” Rafiu said.

The CP said that the police had arrested no fewer than 12 other suspects for various crimes such as criminal conspiracy, illegal possession of firearms, armed robbery, possession of stolen vehicles, being a member of a secret cult and theft.

He appealed to parents and guardians to watch over their children, wards or dependants and provide useful information to the police to ensure a safe society.

Meanwhile, security chiefs in the state have begun moves to curb arms proliferation in the state and stop violence and other criminal activities in the state ahead of the 2015 elections.

They spoke during an inter-agency consultative committee summit which involved all the security agencies in the state. They promised to remain professional and efficient to ensure that the 2015 elections in the state were transparent and credible.

Members of the organised labour, the Independent National Electoral Commission, the Nigerian Bar Association and other relevant stakeholders attended the summit.

The security chiefs also urged political parties and their supporters to abide by electoral rules and regulations, warning that defaulters would face the law.

Garba said, “Let me use this opportunity to sound a note of warning to would be law breakers of our resolve not to hesitate to deal with any electoral offender comprehensively according to the laws of the land.

“To this end, I want to reiterate for emphasis, that we are security agents and not politicians. We are prepared to create a level-playing ground for all the parties as long as the game is played according to its rules.

Do You Want Me To Show You Out?”: 17 Questions You Don’t Want To Be Asked After Sex

Knowing what to say after sex can be a bit tricky. ‘Thanks’ is never a good idea

It’s best not to think about what to say, however lets look at some funny after sex statement 

1

What was that all about?

2

You’re not planning on doing that again are you?

3

Didn’t you say you’ve got to be up early tomorrow?

4

Are you sure you’ve done this before?

5

Why did I agree to this?

6

When did you realise this wasn’t going well?

7

Will you close your eyes while I hop out the window?

8

What’s a nicer way of saying ‘shocking’?

9

Do you want me to show you out?

10

You don’t know where the condom went do you?

11

What’s your name again?

12

What is that smell?

13

Which part of ‘harder’ were you unclear about?

14

You won’t tell anyone about this will you?

15

Did they skip over sex education at your school?

16

Sorry, will you just explain ‘that’ for me?

17

You’re still here?