So I was feeling a bit shit and down after a break up. Five weeks on the girls were at me to come out and basically stop being a moan. ‘I really do think he might come back’ I said referencing Colin my ex who had broken up with me in about as dickhead-ish way you could as we walked into Solas. Colin* had been seeing a girl from work and wanted to let me know, before he slept with her. So as he glided into her arms my whole life fell apart and I became that moany friend. Three shots of Tequilla, four pints of Bulmers and a random glass of wine later I was feeling back in the saddle so to speak.
Walking into Coppers straight away my eyes caught Stevie’s*. Colin’s little brother was home from a J1 and had the buzz of a guy who had spent the whole Summer having sex, getting tanned and drinking all day. He gave me a big bear hug and I could feel his gorgeous chest through his Abercrombie TShirt. We chatted away about mindless stuff. I then realized he was a poor student, but definitely a thirsty one, possibly also a vulnerable one too. I suggested shots and gave him mine too. We did some more and within about an hour I had him practically seeing stars. A plan was hatching in my mind. You see I was this heartbroken girl and my self-esteem was all over the place but I also really wanted to stick the knife in somewhere and embarrass Dickhead Colin. The girls happy to have me off their back gave us some space thank god. Had they known what I was up to I’m sure they would have stopped me. Stevie was well oiled and a glazed look was in his eyes. He was such easy prey. Dragging him upstairs and into the disabled toilet I pinned him against the wall. It was so, so easy. We started kissing and got straight to it. His hands were all over me. I felt a moment’s guilt for Colin. This was going to start a war between them but I didn’t care. In two minutes the condom was on and I was straddling him on the loo. It was all over pretty quick. I snapped a shot of the two of us looking very freshly fucked and glowy. Tagging Colin and his new GF on Facebook I posted- “Age isn’t a problem for me but size was. The younger model’s far better.
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