How To Make A Guy Cum In Record Time

OK, so trying to cum quickly probably isn’t an issue for most people. In fact, most articles on this subject are about helping guys slow down or teaching girls how to stop their man from blowing his load too soon. But sometimes, we need to speed things up. Maybe the guy you brought home has a face that could advertise euthanasia. Maybe you have class in 15 minutes and need to get moving. Whatever your reasons, here are a few methods to make your guy bust a nut in record time.

Play With His Balls

Yeah, it’s a package deal. If you commit to the meat, you’re gonna get the veggies too. Having your balls gently squeezed feels absolutely amazing. But be careful, if you squeeze too much he’ll get stomach cramps, which will delay the whole operation and make you late for your coffee date with the gurlos.
Some guys like having their balls sucked but again, be careful, because if you’re too rough, it can actually be quite unpleasant. Nothing wrong with a bit of licking though!

Talk Dirty

You’re walking a fine line if you commit to talking dirty. If it’s cringy and awkward, he’ll go soft faster than you can say “blue waffle”. So you need to know exactly what turns him on. If you’re sure, and only if you’re sure, give it a go. You’ll know he’s into it if he increases the tempo and encourages you to continue. Prepare for jizz in T-minus 10 seconds.

Tickle The Helmet

So that sounds fucking weird. Let me explain: I’m not talking about using your index and cooing at it. More like using your tongue and circling the head of his cock with it. It sends little pleasure waves down it and feels absolutely amazing. Lightly licking the underside, or the frenulum as the ol’ doctor might say, is a sure-fire way to get him spraying like a fire hose.

Twist and Jerk

You can save time by not going for full-blown penetration. Probably a wise move. A good old hand-shandy never did anyone any harm, but you’re going to need plenty of lube to avoid an Indian burn situation. Bring your hand up the shaft, onto the head and then back down with a twisting motion. Alternate the tempo between rapid and measured strokes and you’ll be on your way with time to spare.

Tell Him Not To Beat Off

If you’re due to go over to his house tomorrow, or even if it’s 10 days from now, tell him to keep his hands to himself (or away from himself) and abstain from beating his meat. If he does, he’ll blow in record time. His inclination may be to knock one out before you arrive, so that he can last longer. That’s just going to slow you down and fuck with your schedule. Lay down the law, he’ll like it.

Make Eye Contact

This one counts mainly for when you’re giving him head. If you’re doing it missionary, making eye contact can actually be a bit awkward, so maybe avoid that. But, for whatever reason, eye contact when you’re getting a BJ makes it more intense. Don’t try to go all porn-star on him and spit all over his dong. Go slow: long, sustained strokes with plenty of eye contact will have him shooting baby butter in a heartbeat.