For many of us young adults, college is not only a time where we further our education, but also a time where we further our sexual experience. As we approach college we’re informed of many of the do’s and don’ts of sex; use protection, make sure you’re ready, the list goes on. But one thing we’re not made aware of is this: five people you shouldn’t have sex with in college.
This one should be glaringly obvious
- Your Roommate
So you walk into your new home, unaware of who you’ll be sharing your living space with for the next year. All of a sudden, a dark haired green eyed babe emerges from the kitchen and you’re just sitting there in utter shock. Your first thought is: “Wow, I’d love to get him in bed,” but think again. You have to live with this person for the next year, and unless you want your household to turn into Geordie Shore, sex is never going to be a good idea.
- Your Classmate
You’re out for the night and after a few drinks you finally have the courage to chat up that nice looking fella you always see in your tutorials. However, as the night goes on and you’re clinging to each other’s sides, the deadly question arises, “Do you want to come home with me?” Before you answer this question, stop and have a little think to yourself. Do you really want to spend the rest of the year sitting in lectures cringing at yourself, knowing that the guy two rows down has seen you naked? No? Didn’t think so.
- Your Friends’ Roommate
You made the wise decision not to move in with a friend from home, but end up as an extra lodger at their house most of the time anyways. What’s extra fun about their place is that there’s eye candy over there, in the form of an attractive roommate. After a few glasses of wine, the smart idea would be to make a move, right? Wrong. If you plan on spending a lot of time over there, you’re just asking for trouble and making things awkward for yourself in the long run. Don’t do it. Just don’t
- Your Neighbour
It’s the first few weeks of college and there’s house parties galore, which means meeting lots of new people. This is all good and well until you meet the fine thing that lives next door, and decide the best way to get to know each other is by sticking your tongue down his throat. The night progresses and so does your friendship, and before you know it you end up walking back to his bedroom. Before you open that door, think of all the times you’ll have to see each other over the next year. Then think about how many times you’ll probably in your pyjamas with no makeup on, resembling a boiled crow. If you have sex, you’ll feel like you have to look your best around him forever more. Do yourself a favour and go back to your own bed, it’s only next door.
- Your Lecturer
What could possibly be worse than being in a lecture with somebody you’ve had sex with? Oh yeah, being lectured by somebody you’ve had sex with. When things go wrong with a sexual partner, seeing them again can be a pretty traumatic experience. Having to see them once or twice a week would be hell, never mind having to listen to them rant on and on for an hour. This one’s pretty self-explanatory, and obviously a bad idea. So yeah, just don’t have sex with your lecturer.
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