It wouldn’t be fair to say that all men have these misconceptions but they’re common misconceptions all the same.
All women are good cooks
Contrary to popular belief, women are not born with this talent. And we don’t look like this when we do cook.
Women know exactly how to wash every different kind of material
We have the exact same knowledge and capabilities of laundry as you do, I had to Google whether fabric softener was actually needed the first time I did laundry, and where exactly did it go.
Women love eating salads
Seriously? Fuck off.
Women are good at ironing shirts
Ironing shirts is a complete pain in the ass and you have just as good a chance at fucking it up as I do but it’s yours so you should really learn.
All women love romantic comedies
Hated the Notebook, thought Dirty Dancing was okay but would waaaay rather watch Battlestar Galactica.
A women will automatically want to be your girlfriend after you have sex
This is just the most annoying this in the world. You have awesome, no strings attached sex, everything is left with an easy smile and relaxed ‘see you around’ and the next time you bump into them they act like you’re going to nail them to an alter. Get over yourselves.
Women are the Antichrist when they have their period
No, you’re just incompetent half the time and our patience runs out after around 4 weeks of it.
Women love a big d**k
Nope. Big ones can actually be a real pain, literally. As long as you know what your doing in every other area, the size really, really does not matter.
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