My friend “Ciara” from UNIPORT started this year not knowing many people. She picked up her key to her new house that she was sharing with a few other people whom she was yet to meet and left for pre drinks with myself and a few other girls from school. We decided to go to the a freshers night out in The Roost. There we had a load more drinks and danced like crazy. We met a group of guys there and a few of us got the score. Ciara was hammered and really going for it with some guy in the corner. They were tearing at each other’s clothes, tongues everywhere. It got to the point that the bouncer asked them to clean it up or get out.
They both fumbled off together and hopped into a taxi…
She told us that they went back and started to really go for it, they were both hammered and they had really honest and dirty sex. Fingers in each other’s bums, rim jobs, some happy slapping and what sounded like really cringy dirty talk. They both had a great time, but let a little more out about themselves for their first night together than either of them would have liked.
The next morning she woke up in his room, she got up and staggered into the bathroom. He had the exact same toothbrush she had, ‘Pretty weird for a guy’ she thought ‘Maybe he has a girl roommate’.
They both fumbled off together and hopped into a taxi…
She told us that they went back and started to really go for it, they were both hammered and they had really honest and dirty sex. Fingers in each other’s bums, rim jobs, some happy slapping and what sounded like really cringy dirty talk. They both had a great time, but let a little more out about themselves for their first night together than either of them would have liked.
The next morning she woke up in his room, she got up and staggered into the bathroom. He had the exact same toothbrush she had, ‘Pretty weird for a guy’ she thought ‘Maybe he has a girl roommate’.
She walked back into the hall, and got massive sense of familiarity. She started to freak out a bit and ran to the end of the hall, pushed open the door and found herself in her bedroom….
She started to panic, she’d just brought some guy to her unknown roommates bed! What a terrible start to things!
She ran back to her one night stand and woke him up screaming ‘GET OUT, GET OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU CAN’T BE HERE!’.
She ran back to her one night stand and woke him up screaming ‘GET OUT, GET OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU CAN’T BE HERE!’.
He woke up, confused and said “Woah babe, chill out”
She insisted “No NO this isn’t my room its my house mates you have to get out now!”
The guy got confused and was clearly in ribbons after the other night and told her
The guy got confused and was clearly in ribbons after the other night and told her
“Babe what the fuck are you talking about? This is my room …..”
My mate just fucked her new housemate.
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